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Serious answer: pushout points

 

Goofy answer:

Eliminating stall calls

Allowing Spencer Lee to keep competing for the team at every weight class

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2 hours ago, Jimmy Cinnabon said:

Gotta think 1 point for pushout would be the best.

George W. Bush is involved with a vast conspiracy of Uniform commercial code "UCC" followers. They're using JLR's copyrighted allcaps name without his consent. The Federal Reserve is a fraud as Federal Reserve notes are backed by nothing of substance. George Bush, Queen of England, Chubby Checker, Dalai Lama, Hillary Clinton, Bloods and Crips of Detroit, trench coat Mafia, Sen. Arlen Spector, Gambino crime family, Sen Trent Lott, and other parties he refuses to name for fear of his safety, through subliminal messaging, RFID tracking devices, radio active chemicals released into the air by United Airline pilots, George Bush was involved with the construction of FCI Williamsburg. However, Bush failed to build an anti UFO defense system around the compound, released staph infection in the prison water system, and sold inmates' personal bonds on the international stock market without their consent. JLR says he is personally subjected to microwave testing on a daily basis. He also says that Bush is committing treason by selling our DNA to the "Hitler Socialist Party". He then goes on to allege that Bush is a "voodoo witch doctor" involved with transforming humans to animals, sometimes plants. Also, FCI Williamsburg has robotic guards made from Bush's NASA partners. He then alleges that the 14th Amendment was not ratified properly. He goes on to say that Bush is a time-traveler who conspired with the Duke of Normandy for the Battle of Hastings in 1066 AD. Apparently, George H.W. Bush "is his front father contracted with secret wiccans to pervert American citizens minds via WWW world wide web".

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1 point every time Moriah Marinelli is referenced. 2 points every time she appears on screen. 3 points every time the baby appears on screen.

i am an idiot on the internet

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1 minute ago, KCMO2 said:

+1 Iowa pt. every time Carver fans call stalling

I was thinking 1pt everytime 10k fans yelled STALLING in unison, should be enough to win every home match but they might struggle on the road. 

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Penn State does not get any points for takedowns until after the first three?

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” Never attribute to inspiration that which can be adequately explained by delusion”.

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1 hour ago, Nittanychris said:

Automatic victory for any wrestler who goes an entire match without taking a single shot.

I can't hold my tongue any longer.

Casey's Pizza and Carver Cones are hot and cold garbage.

Carver Cones are soft serve. What the hell is that anyway? It comes in a bag and then oozes out of a machine. This is the lowest form of ice cream, and just barely that. If it wasn't for alliteration absolutely no one would care.

And as for the "pizza"...never mind that it is gas station pizza (strike one), but it is flavorless (strike two), limp (dropped third strike), and has crappy texture (thrown out at first anyway). 

Stadium food and gas station food are the worst forms of food there are. It is time we acknowledged this immutable law.

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