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Elon is 3 steps ahead.

I’m not draping myself in zombie flesh to avoid detection.

With all the labels being thrown around these days, a friend shared this oldie.

Ticked off his fellow reps. Democrats frustrated over lack of a heads-up from Hakeem Jeffries on delaying Trump’s spending bill https://www.foxnews.com/media/democrats-frustrated-over-lack-heads-up-from-hakeem-jeffries-delaying-trumps-spending-bill

He broke the record for longest speech in House history. One day we’ll look back and yawn.

Also an interesting Read. From The Hill, no less.

You only have to be faster than the other fugitives.

Well he refers to the rich white person in California as scum, so I don’t think I’d read too much into his speak.

The more I hear, the more it looks like a setup. Independents will have no choice but to vote for another candidate. .

My Grok prompt… With all of the negative news around the Penn State wrestling program in the last few weeks, can you formulate a short and funny press release that could be made by the head coach Cael Sanderson? Then… Can you write it in the style of the character Kentucky Mudflap that used to be popular in the wrestling forums?

**Penn State Wrestlin’ Press Holler** *From the Holler of Coach Cael Sanderson, aka The Kentucky Mudflap* *June 30, 2025* Well, howdy, wrestlin’ kinfolk! This here’s Cael Sanderson, slingin’ some truth from the Penn State mats, where the gossip’s been thicker’n a hog waller after a rainstorm. The last few weeks, folks been yammerin’ louder than a rooster at dawn ‘bout our program, but lemme tell ya, we ain’t sweatin’ it no more’n a possum in a shade tree. We done had some off-mat ruckus, sure, but we’re tougher’n a two-dollar steak and meaner’n a junkyard dawg. Our boys are fixin’ to turn this mess around quicker’n you can say “double-leg takedown.” We’re handlin’ the noise like we handle them 197-pounders—pin it, win it, done it. So, quit yer bellyachin’ and get ready for us to storm back to the top, leavin’ opponents flatter’n a pancake on a griddle. We’re Penn State, dadgummit, and we’ll be slingin’ gold medals while the haters are still chewin’ their tobacco! Keep it rowdy, Cael “The Kentucky Mudflap” Sanderson Head Honcho, Penn State Wrestlin’ *Proudly kickin’ tail and takin’ names since forever*

Wow

You must be in high demand!

It’s OK when democrats vote 100% for every issue, they don’t even bother debating.