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What folkstyle rule change would benefit Iowa the most?


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2 hours ago, Jimmy Cinnabon said:

Gotta think 1 point for pushout would be the best.

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1 minute ago, KCMO2 said:

+1 Iowa pt. every time Carver fans call stalling

I was thinking 1pt everytime 10k fans yelled STALLING in unison, should be enough to win every home match but they might struggle on the road. 

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1 hour ago, Nittanychris said:

Automatic victory for any wrestler who goes an entire match without taking a single shot.

I can't hold my tongue any longer.

Casey's Pizza and Carver Cones are hot and cold garbage.

Carver Cones are soft serve. What the hell is that anyway? It comes in a bag and then oozes out of a machine. This is the lowest form of ice cream, and just barely that. If it wasn't for alliteration absolutely no one would care.

And as for the "pizza"...never mind that it is gas station pizza (strike one), but it is flavorless (strike two), limp (dropped third strike), and has crappy texture (thrown out at first anyway). 

Stadium food and gas station food are the worst forms of food there are. It is time we acknowledged this immutable law.

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