Lucas Byrd: Short King of Kings

[bnwtwg]

Lucas Byrd may be known domestically as a 2x All-American but globally he is recognized as an all-time Short King along with his 6'2 Tall Queen

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3470025/congrats-to-worlds-cutest-short-king-and-tall-queen-couple-on-graduating-the-university-of-illinois

 

[Jimmy Cinnabon]

How has Byrd graduated from college already as a redshirt sophomore?

[Le duke]

How has Byrd graduated from college already as a redshirt sophomore?

2020 (RS), 2021 (C19), 2022, 2023.

He’s a junior, eligibility-wise.


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[flyingcement]

10 minutes ago, Jimmy Cinnabon said:

How has Byrd graduated from college already as a redshirt sophomore?

Smart kid and took APs in high school.  

[flyingcement]

Also good for him!

[nhs67]

I don't understand how their relationship is physically possible. 

Do they participate in abstinence?  If(when) they stop participating do they understand that there are certain physical things that need to be accomplished, with regards to attempted procreation?

Also, they're actually absolutely *I have used this word too much* w/ their TickerTocks.  I knew that before this post.

[Formally140]

48 minutes ago, nhs67 said:

I don't understand how their relationship is physically possible. 

Do they participate in abstinence?  If(when) they stop participating do they understand that there are certain physical things that need to be accomplished, with regards to attempted procreation?

Also, they're actually absolutely *I have used this word too much* w/ their TickerTocks.  I knew that before this post.

You clearly haven’t dated tall girls. Where there’s a will, there’s a way. Allegedly

[MPhillips]

1 hour ago, Formally140 said:

You clearly haven’t dated tall girls. Where there’s a will, there’s a way. Allegedly

That's what she said.

 

I've only dated tall girls. Or I'm short... 

 

[nhs67]

2 hours ago, Formally140 said:

You clearly haven’t dated tall girls. Where there’s a will, there’s a way. Allegedly

I have.  I am just not 5'3" tall.

[PencilNeck]

What’s with the cast?

300k followers? Seems pretty impressive actually.

Also impressive to me are these top varsity athletes doing the 4 year plan despite what would have been easy to spread out to 5 because of the redshirt season starting out. Illinois attracts some smart athletes. 
 

speaking of attracts. That’s a really good looking couple! 

[ionel]

3 minutes ago, nhs67 said:

I have.  I am just not 5'3" tall.

5'2" ?

[nhs67]

6 minutes ago, ionel said:

5'2" ?

±8"

[ionel]

13 minutes ago, nhs67 said:

±8"

ahh ... 4'6" to 5'10" 

[MPhillips]

Dated the HS BB center and married a college VB player...Shoot high aim low...

[DJT]

11 minutes ago, MPhillips said:

Dated the HS BB center and married a college VB player...Shoot high aim low...

Make sure you close your browser before your wife reads that…

[DJT]

1 hour ago, PencilNeck said:

 

Also impressive to me are these top varsity athletes doing the 4 year plan despite what would have been easy to spread out to 5 because of the redshirt season starting out.

I think you’re seeing a lot more of that now, given kids can graduate HS with 30+ college credits, allowing them to take a pedestrian 12-14/semester and still graduate in four years.

Edited June 9, 2023 by DJT

[Le duke]

1 hour ago, PencilNeck said:

What’s with the cast?

300k followers? Seems pretty impressive actually.

Also impressive to me are these top varsity athletes doing the 4 year plan despite what would have been easy to spread out to 5 because of the redshirt season starting out. Illinois attracts some smart athletes. 
 

speaking of attracts. That’s a really good looking couple! 

No clue what Byrd was studying but, if he uses all four (five) of his available years, he'll be a multi-time AA with a BA/BS and MA/MS from the University of Illinois. Well done, young man.

Champaign is a great college town. Not exactly a lot to do outside of town but a fun place to go to school all the same.

Edited June 9, 2023 by Le duke

[ILLINIWrestlingBlog]

Prediction that cannot be proven or disproven but I think is very likely: Without that bodacious cast, Lucas Byrd at 60 kg Greco becomes the 5th IRTC wrestler at Final X. He had signed up to go to the Senior US Open, and once upon a time, he was an age-level world teamer. 

By the way, what a gorgeous power couple. Byrd is the ******* Wyrd! 

 

[Tom formerly Tofurky]

With the topic at hand, will no one else bring up Kerry Boumans and his bride, Terri Zemaitis?

***I went to high school with TZ. I'm 6'1", and I had to look up a bit anytime I saw her in the halls.

[D3 for LU]

I would like to say, that short people DO have reason to live (see topic title above... good show young sir! Good show!)

D3 

Edited June 10, 2023 by D3 for LU

[Le duke]

Should the title of the thread read: "Lucas Byrd: King of Short Kings"?

 

[billyhoyle]

What does Baby Gronk think about this?

[TexRef]

When they're nose to nose his toes are in it. When they're toes to toes his nose is in it. 

[pretty_rob]

On 6/9/2023 at 2:04 PM, nhs67 said:

I don't understand how their relationship is physically possible. 

Do they participate in abstinence?  If(when) they stop participating do they understand that there are certain physical things that need to be accomplished, with regards to attempted procreation?

Also, they're actually absolutely *I have used this word too much* w/ their TickerTocks.  I knew that before this post.

You’ve never heard the expression, “we are all the same size laying down”?