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Fix has three years left to be the man leading the team. He is a 61 tweener at this stage of his career and will be 30 years old by the time the next OTT rolls around. He's not going to be effective at 57 or 65 at that stage of life without some garage water so he's left hoping Vito calls it quits soon + Spencer doesn't bump up for some cadets payback. And honestly Vito and Fix will very likely be looking over their shoulders within a couple years if Lilledahl takes The Leap and outgrows 57/125.

Just like all other fantasy matches, Kyle Dake loses. 141 Freshman Yianni vs 141 Dake: Yianni wins because he's smart (taps his forehead) and would never lose to a freshman like 141 Dake 141 Sophomore Yianni vs 141 Dake: Yianni wins because he's already made a world team* [the PSU lawyers disagree]. Dake couldn't make a world team until he was 27 years old // 18 years old in Benjamin Button years 149 Junior Yianni vs 149 Dake: Yianni wins because he's only months away from winning a world silver medal to break the US 65k drought which is something Dake never did in college 149 Senior Yianni vs 149 Dake: Yianni wins because senior Yianni is more experienced than sophomore Dake. It's not like he's some overhyped PSU guy like that Taylor fella.

Arnold goes 174. Focus3 scrambles his way to the first takedown. Starocci channels his inner Calvin tailgate sticker in a shellacking.

More like lowlights for Iowa hey-oooooo

Jesus had no wife and John Smith had many checkmate atheists

Twan Pham confirmed

Reminds me of Airheads

@Wrestleknownothing may I please change 197 to Buchanan, thanks!

So you're saying it's like every other religion?

Undefeated. Carl's BDE is off the charts.

Has Japan ever had someone sumo + play football?

What happens if the other guy takes the mat and pulls off the upset of the century? It's not likely, but what if it happens? Does Starocci go on an all time heater, pissing on every last grave across B1G country? Does Focus3 call it a career and walk away on top? Does Arnold transfer to a Tibetan monastery and hide in a shame cave never to be seen again?

Messenbrink is so annoying. I know he's still a kid, but good god he's just the worst every time I see or hear anything about him. He's 100% jesus levels of annoying and now he is reflecting on his second semester deep dabble into Philosophy 1002 ugh

Weird way to spell "Cinnabon" but not gonna yuck your yum

In soviet russia PSU spank opponent during match!

Dr. Kemerererer and undergrad Kemerererer were not the same scramblers. Mikey Labs FAFO that night and that's when the real villain was born.

Cassioppi rips off his clothes and runs down from the nosebleeds in a surprise return! The crowd goes wild for the male supermodel! Carver Hawkeye Arena is more electric than Caitlin Clark senior night! PSU wins by 40.

Excel is just foreplay for Barnwell. You just know he's the kind of guy that's into the really kinky stuff like Snowflake integrations into Qlik and Zoho. Dirty, dirty boy...

Call me Jim Harbaugh because I do everything in excel. Dual prediction? Excel. CRM? Excel. Love letters to all my exes down in Texas? Excel.

I predict we see the return of The Shoe Tongue tommyshoe.mp4.73c495107e43793db58ce14b27cd4928.mp4

I would pick Steveson, KOT, and Messenbrink for pretty much everything but having to choose only one category makes each decision carry strategic importance. Neutral Offense - Hendrickson Baseline Defense - Steveson Scrambling - O'Toole Speed - Bailey Pace - Messenbrink Top - Keckeisen Bottom - Mendez Mental -Starocci

You can have as many bonus predictions as you want but they're still only worth 1 point after the first prediction is racked up