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Paris 2024: The Ram Of The East in the ultimate showdown against Dionysus Feast. The holy war to end them all!

When Yazdani comes up with an all-time heel gimmick like "Ram Of The East" then I'll give him some storyline

Exactly! Call those metal chair blows the Iron Cross!

Saturday and Sunday are brutal for me. Do I stay up to watch the marathons then go to bed for a few hours? Or do I get a couple hours of sleep then truck through a 20 hour day?

I know it's the olympics and not worlds and everyone is tough yadda yadda yadda, but the USA draws have been absolutely ruthless this week.

We could see 5 golds or 0 golds and neither would be a shock to me. Lee is a wildcard blitz. Zain has never produced at 65 but is a 2x finalist/1x champ at 70. Dake is on the short list but ask Susaki about massive favorites on the wrong side of 30 being upset. Brooks gets taken down by high school kids and beaten annually domestically. Snyder either figures out Taz or last year was the changing of the guard. Parris has to beat Geno first and then he runs into a very different Zare than junior worlds.

Sometime between 11-1 EDT

If Yazdani is winning late, does Carl distract the ref while the Jesus Trained stable of Marinelli, Carr, and Kerk come out from the stands and hit him with metal folding chair shots then Brooks covers for the three count when the ref comes back? Asking because sometimes god works in mysterious ways...

Not as harsh as her weight cut hey-oooo!

I'm sure WADA and USADA have performed a number of tests over many years to confirm that you are a jackass.

No, she was one day too young for the US Olympic Team Trials which was a topic of travesty but not discussed nearly as much then as now since she was only seen as an up-and-coming prospect at the time. She did win Cadet and Junior worlds that summer but those titles are essentially meaningless when viewing Elor's career.

Show us on the doll where the fragile masculinity hurt you

Three titles at 20 years old. Today's third, and first olympic, came two months younger than Snyder's second tile/first olympic. With Lopez leaving his shoes on the mat, Amit Elor has officially ascended to the p4p best wrestler in the world in any style.

Amit Elor is the p4p best wrestler in the world. Three titles at 20 years old. She is officially in hallowed ground and her only competition is herself until someone rises up to challenge her.

thanks i'm just here to feed my freestyle addiction for the week and i'll be sure to dip out for a while

Got rid of the girl and hopped on the 'cock eh?

I guess you could say that someone's meal the night before they run into each other will be his... Last Supper.

Tore his ACL

I made two $500 mortal locks: Susaki and Elor. Another benny on the parlay. I know that even the greats can get Rulon'd but this is a big time oooooof. Could have sworn I was holding onto three golden short-term CDs when I smashed the place button.

Amit Elor is the current P4P best wrestler in the world. Her coronation ceremony kicks off at the conclusion of the 15th match on Mat B tomorrow afternoon.

Adderall kicked in and he was locked into to organizing his room

Only slightly less bold since Sidakov isn't allowed: No MFS gold medals for the stars & stripes

Andy Hrovat changed my life in the weirdest, best way. He picked me up from the airport for my Michigan recruiting trip and kept playing Avril Lavigne - "Complicated" on repeat in a busted Buick (I think? Grand Marquis? idk it was a 90s old person boat) and I couldn't figure out what this BMOC is doing and dear god I hope Otto Olson and Greg Wagner aren't like this too why am I here I dont think I like Michigan? Ended up hanging out with him most of the weekend and he taught me so much that I will never forget including how he would throw recruits off their guard to learn the "real" them instead of wrestling, and I have always made a point of returning the favor to support individualism. He and I may disagree on many things, but this is not one of them. He is standing up for those who do not have a voice and the sh!thole known as Texas is once again showing its' ugly awful face hiding behind its' sh!thole bureaucracy. Moral of the story: Fvck Texas, go Andy, I will never not support anyone advocating heinous acts against children. This now concludes my comeback until the Wizards offer me ownership.

I lied. One more for the road. At least swear at me like you do others. Screenshot + link for when you delete later.

Biden wins.