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Too niche for the separated at birth thread

He had better training situations but he sent the birds singing and split out pistols firing. Also, he sexually assaulted a person.

Is Focus the first scientifically cited case of a person having pussyfoot while simultaneously having his head stuck up his own ass? Geez that dude stinks

I've been praying to the porcelain god from top to bottom all weekend from food poisoning why would you call me out like this in my time of suffering?

Some random named Nate Jackson. I wonder whatever happened with him. Probably could have been a decent freestyler if he didn't quit wrestling after his freshman year.

MM will score more bonus points than he will have minutes spent on the mat in his finals match.

The only scenario where Messinbrink doesn't get OW is if Starocci or Steveson is knocked off and the person who did the dethroning wins the tournament. That stupid energizer bunny lights up the scoreboard too much and only Keckeisen is in the same stratosphere when it comes to nattys bonus machines.

Crazy stuff happens every year, might as well try to wade through the impending chaos 125 Lilledahl 133 Bailey 141 Alirez 149 Lovett 157 Shapiro 165 Messenbrink 174 Haines 184 Starocci 197 Surber 285 Steveson

tl;dr Last Chance = good for world team, fargo, etc. but bad for NCAAs not oversimplifying in the slightest

A tough but realistic question is what happens to the AWA pipeline if the Askrens move on to AWA? There are three outcomes (improve, maintain, decline) and the monkey's paw could curl if they move up to college wrestling, assuming Max is HC and Ben is asst or RTC.

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There it is folks: get wrist control on Focus and you control the match. Like turning a steering wheel.

Honestly I have trouble mixing up all the bald guys who get spladled

Does this hypothetical scenario include Messenbrink getting spladled in front of the whole world?

Fun fact: this would be Manville's final year of eligibility and that's assuming he didn't seek out another MRS. So what I'm saying is that there's still a chance he turns the corner and wins a natty

Some guys actually prefer their bible study to not have a machine gun mindset. It's all about personal fit!

And was a Fargo champ and named OW in high school. It's not like he was just handed a spot in the room from day one.

Parris was an out of bounds line away from getting teched by Hendrickson last time. Immediately after that he proceeded to come back and later win a world bronze. It would be a surprise to no one if he loses to Hendrickson and it should also be very, very clearly understood that he is a very bad dude. USA has world caliber depth at 125 and it should be heralded because who knows when the carriage turns back into a pumpkin.

But it's also the time to get the best action before lines self-correct

Detained at customs for attempting to smuggle in a Schedule II controlled substance that helps him pay attention and cut weight at midnight

This. In some order it's currently Zare, Masoumi, Geno. Steveson is the wild card until proven otherwise.

Not a chance. Bo Basset wears the two piece and that means he's committed.

No one outside of America cared about this match. But don't blame RBY because he flat out said let's do it for $ on a PPV and they would have made dough hand over fist

Well no one expects hammers at Nice 57 a few months after the Olympics except the years it's a ranking tourney. I guess you could say it's the modern day Spanish Grand Prix