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Dad jokes Why was the Iowa wrestler kicked off the team? A: Because he kept pulling people's legs! Why was the wrestler so successful? A: Because he had mat-titude!

A poem in the style of KMF. Ain't nothin' like a good ol' college wrestling match Where them boys get down and dirty, no need to be fancy They roll around in the dirt and the sweat Grabbin' and scratchin' and tryin' to get ahead It's a rough and tumble sport, no doubt about that But these boys love it, they live for the fight They train and they practice and they give it their all 'Cause in college wrestling, there ain't no room for second best So let the matches begin, let the sweat start to pour These boys will give it their all, they'll give it their best They'll leave it all out on the mat In the end, only one will stand tall, the rest will fall That's college wrestling, folks, it don't get no better These boys are tough and they're determined to win So sit back and enjoy the show, it's gonna be a doozy 'Cause in college wrestling, anything can happen.

I might cry. Create a SAD song about college wrestling Verse 1: I used to love the thrill of the mat The sound of my shoes, the sweat on my back But now I sit and watch from the stands Wondering where my dreams and my plans Chorus: Oh, college wrestling, how you tore me apart Broke my heart and left me with scars I gave you everything, but you took it all Now I'm left with nothing, just a broken fall Verse 2: I remember the cheers, the screams of the crowd The rush of adrenaline, the sweat pouring down But now I watch from the sidelines, feeling small Wondering where my passion and fire have gone Chorus: Oh, college wrestling, how you tore me apart Broke my heart and left me with scars I gave you everything, but you took it all Now I'm left with nothing, just a broken fall Bridge: I used to be unstoppable, the strongest of them all But now I'm just a shadow, a memory of what was I used to be a champion, but now I'm just a ghost Haunting the halls of my former home Chorus: Oh, college wrestling, how you tore me apart Broke my heart and left me with scars I gave you everything, but you took it all Now I'm left with nothing, just a broken fall

Create a FUNNY song about college wrestling Verse 1: It's time for college wrestling, The mats are ready, the wrestlers are sweating. They're grappling and grunting, Each trying to outdo the other, it's quite something. Chorus: It's college wrestling, it's college wrestling, A battle of strength and skill, They'll twist and turn and try to pin, It's college wrestling, it's college wrestling, And it's a thrill. Verse 2: They come from all across the nation, To prove they're the best in the nation. They train and diet and practice all day, To get ready for the big match, come what may. Chorus: It's college wrestling, it's college wrestling, A battle of strength and skill, They'll twist and turn and try to pin, It's college wrestling, it's college wrestling, And it's a thrill. Bridge: They push and pull and try to score, Each point a victory, an open door. They give it their all, they never give up, College wrestling, it's time to rise up. Chorus: It's college wrestling, it's college wrestling, A battle of strength and skill, They'll twist and turn and try to pin, It's college wrestling, it's college wrestling, And it's a thrill.

Create a song about college wrestling Verse 1: In the wrestling room, we train every day Sweating, pushing, never giving up the fight We give it all we've got, no matter what they say Our coach is tough, but he's always right Chorus: We are the college wrestlers, the toughest of the tough We grind and we grapple, we never give up We're brothers in the ring, fighting for the win We are the college wrestlers, we'll always give in Verse 2: We travel to meets, all across the land We face our opponents, hand in hand We sweat and we bleed, but we never back down We fight to the end, with our head held high Chorus: We are the college wrestlers, the toughest of the tough We grind and we grapple, we never give up We're brothers in the ring, fighting for the win We are the college wrestlers, we'll always give in Bridge: We push through the pain, we embrace the strain We rise to the challenge, we never complain We are the college wrestlers, we'll always prevail We'll give it our all, we'll never fail Chorus: We are the college wrestlers, the toughest of the tough We grind and we grapple, we never give up We're brothers in the ring, fighting for the win We are the college wrestlers, we'll always give in

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Becoming a world champion wrestler requires a combination of physical ability, mental toughness, and discipline. Here are some steps you can take to become a world-champion wrestler: Start young: It is generally easier to develop good habits and learn the fundamentals of wrestling at a young age. Consider joining a youth wrestling program or club to get started. Get in shape: Wrestling is a physically demanding sport, so it is important to be in good physical condition. This includes having good cardiovascular endurance, strength, and flexibility. Engage in a consistent training and conditioning program to improve your physical capabilities. Learn proper technique: Wrestling involves a wide range of physical skills, including proper stance, footwork, and various moves and holds. Work with a coach or trainer to learn and practice proper technique. Develop a strong mental game: Wrestling requires mental toughness and staying focused under pressure. Work on developing mental strategies and techniques to help you stay focused and stay in control during matches. Practice consistently: To become a world champion wrestler, you will need to put in a lot of time and effort on the mat. This includes practicing regularly, drilling specific moves and techniques, and competing in as many matches as possible. Seek out high-level competition: In order to become a world champion wrestler, you will need to compete against the best wrestlers in the world. Look for opportunities to compete in national and international tournaments to test your skills against top-level competition. Stay disciplined: Becoming a world champion wrestler requires a great deal of discipline, both in terms of your training and your personal life. Make sure to stay focused on your goals and avoid distractions that could hinder your progress. Remember, becoming a world champion wrestler is a long-term process that requires dedication and hard work. With the right mindset and approach, however, it is possible to achieve your goals and become a world-champ wrestler.

Partisan. If you cannot express a single criticism of Biden and a single praise for Trump, this is you.

What word describes someone exhibiting blind and unreasoned allegiance? Like a mamma and her cubs... But a man and his views?

I can name several good things that Biden has done. Can you name three good things that Trump has done? Can you name three bad things that Biden has done? Here are three bad things about Trump. He is not a good family man (fatherhood and husband) | there is nothing more important. He has zero tact | caused drama to half the nation; | embarrassment on national stage His extended lockdown and government handouts | gave into pressure, contributed to inflation Oops, I can keep going. He put his family in unearned government positions

The people who bought those $99 Trump Trading Cards probably cannot find fault in Trump any more than they can find praise for Biden. If you can't find praise for Trump and also find fault in Biden...

Rolling coal looks awesome. Terrible air to breathe. Is there enough people doing it on the roads to be a problem? Is this the group that musk is trying to attract? Maybe if Tesla added a black tinted water steamer to the cyber truck. It could also emit . Now that’s cool! Still needs the ability to replace the F250+ for blue collar work.

10+ years ago, the DEA says Viktor Bout is "The most dangerous person on the face of the earth."

Meet the requirements and sit with the adults. Miss the requirements and sit with the toddlers. State exactly two criticisms and two praises for each of Biden and Trump. Choose wisely. For each criticism and praise, you must provide meaningful reasoning. This must be your independent reason. No commenting on posts below until you publish your first post that meets this challenge. Aim for conciseness.

TL;DR: The conservative market for electricity is not correlated to wokeness. The electric car's performance and value are not good enough yet. It will be. The outside-the-box thinking is excellent. That shoe does not fit. Why bite the hand that feeds him while gaining little in return? I don't know conservatives that think about electric vehicles as woke, liberal crap. Discussions around mining's impact on the environment for battery creation, battery recycling, the immediate need, etc... have opinions. I know several conservatives that own Teslas. Many were against electric cars because they were too inconvenient to charge. That is changing. The benefit of rapid acceleration is muffled on speed-limited, busy roads. The mileage between battery charges is inferior. As a driver, I prefer the rumbling sound over ninja silence. As mileage between charges improves, charge time improves, and automated driving takes off, I'll pick the quiet comfort of an electric vehicle as a passenger. Read a book, play a game, and have a conversation. Until then, shake and bake. Electric is cool but not worth owning just yet.

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Stay safe. I was used to my 35mph Honda XL 80 when I first hopped on a c. rocket. Nope! I had an early model Triumph Bonneville as a teenager. My last desire was a Royal Enfield after traveling to India several times. They are stateside now, but they can't haul the baseball gear around like the HD F150. I've got a KTM 300 dirt bike and a 1997 Heritage Springer Soft Tail (white/red). My riding has slowed with remote work, coaching sports, and being at that fatherly age where it's not worth the risk of an accident.

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The FBI suppresses jokes. Really? TWITTER, THE FBI SUBSIDIARY: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1603857534737072128?refresh=1671235705 Earlier Twitter Files Free speech used to matter: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1533972260062736385.html The Twitter files: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1598822959866683394.html The Twitter files supp: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1600243405841666048.html Secret exclusion lists: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1601007575633305600.html Removing Trump Jan6: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1601352083617505281.html Removing Trump Jan7: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1601720455005511680.html Removing Trump Jan8: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1602364197194432515.html

I've seen considerably less bot activity and assume the DAU will be down in the next review.

This is the inflation-adjusted version from 1978 to 2021 using https://www.usinflationcalculator.com, with 2022 added. References: https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/gasoline-prices-adjusted-for-inflation/ https://ycharts.com/indicators/us_gas_price https://www.bls.gov/data/inflation_calculator.htm

Gas price. This will suffice until we find an inflation-adjusted one. https://ycharts.com/indicators/us_gas_price

Does the chart keep going? How about the part where war was declared on oil and acknowledgment that gas would be higher before it went higher and before Ukraine? Started 2020 in pres debates and day 1 orders in 2021.

If he’s banning people for shady reasons, shame. All I know us that my experience is better. Less toxic. Less amplification of toxic. I see a lot more now from baseball, tech, and wrestling sources. Less politics. Less judgement. More content from opposing thoughts with less hostility. Less spam. The best since before Trump ran in 2016.

It will not be a surprise if Elon dies by “natural causes”