Tripnsweep Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 9 hours ago, Jimmy Cinnabon said: This is my official prediction. The addition of the Ferraris, Steveson, Caliendo and Franek make this a bona fide 2 team race next year. As a Penn State fan I welcome the challenge! Everyone knows what Santa does on that one special day of the year. But have you ever wondered what his life is like the other 364 days? Well, let me enlighten you. Santa’s got a bit of a weight issue. I mean, the guy spends his entire night squeezing down chimneys, carrying a giant sack of presents. I bet his exercise routine is like, “Do 50 squats, eat 50 cookies, repeat.” And let’s talk about his fashion sense. Red and white? Really? It’s like he’s the ultimate brand ambassador for Coca-Cola. But let’s not forget the list of naughty and nice kids. I can just picture Santa sitting there, scratching his head, trying to remember if little Tommy was the one who stuck gum in his sister’s hair or if it was Jimmy. And what happens if he mixes up the lists? Imagine waking up to a lump of coal because Santa had a temporary lapse in memory. Awkward! And what about those flying reindeer? It’s like Santa found the world’s most talented animals and said, “You know what? Let’s form a supergroup.” And Rudolph, the star of the show, gets all the attention with his shiny nose. I bet the other reindeer are jealous and plotting some sort of reindeer revenge. So, next time you’re sitting by the fireplace, eagerly waiting for Santa’s arrival, take a moment to appreciate his bizarre life. After all, behind that big, jolly belly and white beard, there’s a man who’s got the world’s most ridiculous job. And if he can bring joy to millions while managing an army of flying reindeer, well, he deserves a round of applause and maybe a cookie or two. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhs67 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 7 hours ago, ionel said: I just re-read the OP, did Jimmy just minnow us here? Can't delete or edit, though. So no. Not really. "I know actually nothing. It isn't even conjecture at this point." - me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyEBHS Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Saw this article this morning. https://www.hawkcentral.com/story/sports/college/iowa/wrestling/2023/07/25/olympic-champ-gable-steveson-not-joining-iowa-wrestling-will-remain-with-wwe-nxt/70456655007/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idaho Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 I’m beginning to think the Iowa program is more entertaining than WWE sports entertainment. Will we see Tom in an episode of Raw? Sponsored by INTERMAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idaho Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 8 hours ago, Tripnsweep said: Everyone knows what Santa does on that one special day of the year. But have you ever wondered what his life is like the other 364 days? Well, let me enlighten you. Santa’s got a bit of a weight issue. I mean, the guy spends his entire night squeezing down chimneys, carrying a giant sack of presents. I bet his exercise routine is like, “Do 50 squats, eat 50 cookies, repeat.” And let’s talk about his fashion sense. Red and white? Really? It’s like he’s the ultimate brand ambassador for Coca-Cola. But let’s not forget the list of naughty and nice kids. I can just picture Santa sitting there, scratching his head, trying to remember if little Tommy was the one who stuck gum in his sister’s hair or if it was Jimmy. And what happens if he mixes up the lists? Imagine waking up to a lump of coal because Santa had a temporary lapse in memory. Awkward! And what about those flying reindeer? It’s like Santa found the world’s most talented animals and said, “You know what? Let’s form a supergroup.” And Rudolph, the star of the show, gets all the attention with his shiny nose. I bet the other reindeer are jealous and plotting some sort of reindeer revenge. So, next time you’re sitting by the fireplace, eagerly waiting for Santa’s arrival, take a moment to appreciate his bizarre life. After all, behind that big, jolly belly and white beard, there’s a man who’s got the world’s most ridiculous job. And if he can bring joy to millions while managing an army of flying reindeer, well, he deserves a round of applause and maybe a cookie or two. We all find ourselves looking more like Santa each day. Sponsored by INTERMAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnwtwg Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Gable saw all the drama the Focus family brought to Iowa from a few social media posts and said "hold my beer." And I've got five bucks that says he's not done trolling and pwning Hawkeyes fans. 1 i am an idiot on the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1032004 Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 On 7/26/2023 at 12:12 PM, bnwtwg said: Gable saw all the drama the Focus family brought to Iowa from a few social media posts and said "hold my beer." And I've got five bucks that says he's not done trolling and pwning Hawkeyes fans. Technically he didn’t say he wouldn’t be wrestling this year did he? I still wouldn’t be surprised to see him be on an NCAA roster in January, but if so I’d go about 51% Minnesota and 48% Iowa right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headshuck Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Nah, I’d say 100% Minnesota if he wrestles. And I’d put that at 0%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnwtwg Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 3 minutes ago, headshuck said: Nah, I’d say 100% Minnesota if he wrestles. And I’d put that at 0%. 51% likelihood but on very heavy criteria: 110% Minnesota Only if he wins a world title Only B1Gs + NCAAs. Maybe senior night if they require at least one home dual appearance as part of the payment plan Only if NIL + RTC pony up fat bag$$ i am an idiot on the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headshuck Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 Once you’re done with college and making big dollars, who wants to back to grad school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnwtwg Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 43 minutes ago, headshuck said: Once you’re done with college and making big dollars, who wants to back to grad school? People who make big NIL dollars while enrolled in a blow-off real estate grad certificate course which turns into a big RTC deal while also making six figures pursuing a pro wrestling career + all the endorsement money? i am an idiot on the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headshuck Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 Now I could see the RTC opportunity. See my earlier post on Gold Medal Training center. Henry, Gable, Burroughs. But not sure he needs more NCAA competition before then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1032004 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, headshuck said: Once you’re done with college and making big dollars, who wants to back to grad school? Someone whose time making big dollars may be limited, and can also make big dollars while in grad school. Edited July 28, 2023 by 1032004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyhoyle Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 On 7/27/2023 at 5:35 PM, headshuck said: Once you’re done with college and making big dollars, who wants to back to grad school? It seemed like he had realized WWE is heading in the Logan Paul/influencer direction and not toward the undersized elite athlete who needs a ton of acting development. It would make more sense to focus on amateur wrestling and MMA-two sports he will dominate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ionel Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 17 minutes ago, billyhoyle said: It would make more sense to focus on amateur wrestling and MMA-two sports he will dominate. Is that still a thing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husker_Du Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 seriously. kill the term 'amateur wrestling'. TBD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Wrestling Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 On 7/25/2023 at 10:17 PM, headshuck said: Does Cass still get money for nothin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyhoyle Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 4 hours ago, ionel said: Is that still a thing? 4 hours ago, Husker_Du said: seriously. kill the term 'amateur wrestling'. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amateur_wrestling Should we just call it wrestling and hope people assume we aren't talking about the joke that is WWE? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ionel Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 6 hours ago, billyhoyle said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amateur_wrestling Should we just call it wrestling and hope people assume we aren't talking about the joke that is WWE? Maybe just call it folkstyle wrestling, with NIL and such it hardly fits the old amateur definition. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amateur_sports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3 for LU Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 On 7/25/2023 at 10:17 PM, ionel said: Please don't tell us what Jimmy looks like. It would ruin the image for many of us. Too late... D3 Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyhoyle Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 9 hours ago, ionel said: Maybe just call it folkstyle wrestling, with NIL and such it hardly fits the old amateur definition. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amateur_sports How do I refer to freestyle and folkstyle together? Gable was going to do both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ionel Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 21 hours ago, billyhoyle said: It seemed like he had realized WWE is heading in the Logan Paul/influencer direction and not toward the undersized elite athlete who needs a ton of acting development. It would make more sense to focus on amateur wrestling and MMA-two sports he will dominate. 8 minutes ago, billyhoyle said: How do I refer to freestyle and folkstyle together? Gable was going to do both Well freestyle is not "amateur" either so you'd say "folkstyle & freestyle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortaJohn Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 hour ago, billyhoyle said: How do I refer to freestyle and folkstyle together? Gable was going to do both Free Folk I Don't Agree With What I Posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyhoyle Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 hour ago, ionel said: Well freestyle is not "amateur" either so you'd say "folkstyle & freestyle." What about if I want to refer to greco too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ionel Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 28 minutes ago, billyhoyle said: What about if I want to refer to greco too? Thats fine but don't think Steveson is world class at Greco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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