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Imagine being the undefeated B1G champ going into NCAAs as the clear-cut #1 seed your true freshman year, AA'ing your true sophomore year, and being told to leave because you aren't good enough to have a spot on the team. Absolutely crazy depth.

Some people are saying. Not me. But some people... maybe the falling out with the OkSt coaching staff has to do with the method DT and Jimmy taught Gilman how to evade testing after they Treigned so hard veins popped out of their foreheads

A 12 year old sneaks into one frat party and gets mouthy after his first time chugging Boone's Farm and now all of a sudden Carl has problems with preteen drinking AND getting out from bottom I mean cmon people glass houses much?!

Let's run down the TMZ blotter over the past 13 months: Aaron Brooks pissed hot at U23s on his way to a gold that some say is tainted at best, should be overturned at worst. Eventually got a TUE after the failed test AND after NCAAs AND after Olympic Team Trials - this was a full 6+ months between failure and "free pass." Penn State medical team has legally proven themselves in the past to be willing to turn a blind eye. **gives one twist to the tinfoil fat** Kyle Snyder, self-proclaimed man of godly faith, gets busted in full 360p display during a sex trafficking operation. **couple more twists on the tinfoil hat** Thomas Gilman ignored USADA not once, not twice, but three times while an active athlete. How do we know he is active? Two reasons: 1) he literally said "Not retired." during the timeframe in question 2) He went back to the NLWC room and then accepted the freakin' suspension! He didn't say "ahh crap sorry let me make a quick press conference where I set the record straight that I just blew them off because I was done." **lots of twists on the top of the tinfoil hat** Now let's go through one conspiracy theory that has been discussed ad nauseum, and another which about 4 gilmangummies ago became my latest NLWC conspiracy theory. David Taylor's physique and association with Treigning Lab has long been discussed. Everyone has an opinion and there is no need to discuss any further, only that it is worth mentioning in this thread. But that's not the big 86kg elephant in the room. Oh no, no, no it is not... The conspiracy theory surrounding the one and only Aaron Brooks, the Ram Of The East himself is the big one. He's already proven that he will do whatever it takes to study harder, stay up later, and stay hyper-focused. Now if you recall, we all heard the rumors that he skipped the Olympics opening ceremony for a number of reasons - it was raining, he didn't want to be on his feet for a while two weeks before competition, he didn't like the metal band that stole the show, he didn't understand the difference between a greek god and a drag queen, etc etc. BUT What if a certain olympic athlete wasn't there because there were other things to be done. Other things much, much more nefarious. Acts that could never be done in public, much less at the most public event in the world. That is... unless there were no witnesses. Did you know that Craig James was at the Paris Olympics but he also chose not to attend the opening ceremony? And do you know what Craig James did at SMU? Spencer Hall is an investigative Journalist (big J journalist, not like those losers at Flo) and sources are saying that he is uncovering a sinister plot that is smack-dab in the middle of the Snyder-James venn diagram, and it ain't good folks. I think this thread is really onto something - the culture at NLWC/PSU needs to be under full scrutiny. 6 feet under as a matter of fact.

The irony is that a couple gummies would be the most beneficial banned substance Gilman could take because then dude could chill out. That and maybe some ayahuasca

That Carr needs a bigger gas tank to fire on all cylinders against the high octane Mesinbrink motor

Area Codes ftw

I like where your head is at but I have a better idea for the walkout song

Now that I think about it, he was in Stillwater during that time. So was the garage fridge of his new training partner. But honestly, I don't think Gilman is a cheater. I think he is one of those "I'm not an asshole I just tell it like it is" types and he ignored the whereabouts requests because he didn't have any interest until it was too late.

I worry so much every time Gomez steps on that mat and now he goes without headgear. Coincidentally, I knew another guy that went to Iowa State - he had so many issues from concussions in high school that he had to stop for a while. He came back his senior year with a custom headgear, won Fargo and a loaded IL state bracket, went to ISU, and the symptoms came back again frosh year. Last I heard is that he still has issues to this day over 20 years later.

No way this is true. He has already done so much HGH that his skull was so overgrown it was literally exploding through headgear every match his last two college seasons. Made Barry Bonds look like a nugget! Does anyone know if there is anything in the Bible about PEDs? I know that tattoos aren't allowed but the Ram Of The East has his own interpretation on that.

I agree that this probably a big nothing burger because Gilman was in dgaf mode. And he's a weird cat cut straight from the TnT cloth so that doesn't help in the court of public opinion, but myeh he's crazy enough I would actually believe him.

*Our* swimmer is the smartest. On the other end of the spectrum is the golden lab of the sport "JEAHHH!"

Blue Dragons still owes a $100 gift to the Champaign, IL women's and children's shelter from our bet. I covered him and then some. Asshole scumbag. Even PD3 acknowledged he was wrong when we texted.

Cinnabux. Grow a pair and drop the stipulations

The Cornell rhetoric of Kasak's muscular growth knows no bounds. Username checks out.

Snyder will not be given a delay, and from a PR perspective if he had the audacity to request that, it would sour even those most ardent in supporting his endeavor. Seeing as this is the superior board to the parallel-ride stalling board and poop-talking is discouraged, I'll say this: I have zero insight into his personal life, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say he's probably sleeping in a new bedroom. We are (mostly) all adults and have probably seen a friend/coworker/enemy on the rival dodgeball team go through infidelity on one side or the other. What usually happens? Typically two scenarios: 1) Everything stops for the philanderer. Everything. Reasons vary, but this is the most common outcome if the partner chooses to proceed. Results... vary... 2) Everything is poured into work because the partner chooses to move on after betrayal and the philanderer has a sole focus when nothing else is left. If 1 then Snyder's done. No more medals. He may compete, but I'm calling it. He still belongs on Mt. Rushmore. If 2, then 2026 world champ incoming and it will be from Stillwater. This has been your daily dose of USAWTMZ.

If you didn't specify Michigan then this would read as basically any Euro world champion. The only ones with a gas tank used as a weapon in recent memory would be Sidakov, Sadulaev, Taz, and prime Uguev (that feels disrespectful to say). Maybe Ann Arbor is focused on a data-driven model of superior technique>cardio or maybe there is cold spray in the water.

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Zahid has been living this life for years and brought home a medal in 2023 while hooked up to an oxygen tank

Some competitors already got two out of three and Meat Loaf said it best

Illinois confirmed

EA Sports publishes a UFC game annually. Wouldn't be that different except it would not be a AAA title, and EA has been significantly negatively churning developers and QA for a few years now.