Who here was the worst poster?

[ionel]

Tell us a story about how bad you were.  Requirements - you must have posted for at least 1 full season after high school or after college. 

[jackwebster]

I repeatedly disrespected JWS and his late-stage stewardship of my favorite team. I childishly posted "John Smith hates his team" over and over again in a vain attempt to meme-ify my fan frustration. In fact, I fantasized about the possibility that "______ hates his team" would come to rival "I really enjoyed the _______ era."

Edited Saturday at 06:06 PM by jackwebster

[nhs67]

Me.

Right?  The answer is me?

[ionel]

6 minutes ago, nhs67 said:

Me.

Right?  The answer is me?

Yes!

I think you are correct. 

[Hammerlock3]

@RockLobster posts live at the cross section of preachy and vapid, so she's probably up there.

[wrestle87]

I have gotten way too invested in advocating for certain positions, especially for athletes I think are getting a raw deal or are being done dirty by their coaches or their school. 

I also miss sarcasm in posts or interpret it incorrectly, which is kind of a prerequisite skill to have when interacting on a message board with any level of deftness or nuance.

[Gene Mills Fan]

I also take to taking and talking my point to personally. But look who just became UNSTOPPABLE!! JC(not the holy one)

[PortaJohn]

One year back at the old forum during NCAA Finals I drank quite a bit and stayed on the forum.  Terrible mistake.  Don't Drink & Post fellas.  

[PortaJohn]

Oh but if anyone is wondering @Hammerlock3 is the worst poster

[Gene Mills Fan]

3 minutes ago, PortaJohn said:

Oh but if anyone is wondering @Hammerlock3 is the worst poster

except for the post 39 minutes ago! and counting

Edited Saturday at 11:31 PM by Gene Mills Fan

[PortaJohn]

2 minutes ago, Gene Mills Fan said:

except for the post 39 minutes ago! and counting

It's definitely @Hammerlock3...Went from Hammerlock to Hammerlock2 and now Hammerlock3 because he keeps forgetting his passwords

[ionel]

I have been know to occasionally mimic a Jimmy thread.  I think we'd all agree Jimmy is one of the worst posters so to mimic Jimmy is ... well ... beyond bad.   Its been 6 hours since I last mimiced a Jimmy thread ... I apologize.

I've also been known to correct Wkn's pinfoolishness.  He's a swimmer, he can't help himself.  I know it's bad ... I apologize.

But maybe PJ is correct and its H3.  

[Southend]

Lol

[PortaJohn]

13 minutes ago, ionel said:

I have been know to occasionally mimic a Jimmy thread.  I think we'd all agree Jimmy is one of the worst posters so to mimic Jimmy is ... well ... beyond bad.   Its been 6 hours since I last mimiced a Jimmy thread ... I apologize.

I've also been known to correct Wkn's pinfoolishness.  He's a swimmer, he can't help himself.  I know it's bad ... I apologize.

But maybe PJ is correct and its H3.  

Ok, fine.  You guilt tripped me into giving you what you want.  Ionel, you're the worst poster.  The big cheese, top dog, head honcho, big shot, big wheel, fat cat, bigwig, chief, heavyweight, kingpin, high-muck-a-muck, & last but not least The GOAT WOAT  

[ionel]

4 minutes ago, PortaJohn said:

Ok, fine.  You guilt tripped me into giving you what you want.  Ionel, you're the worst poster.  The big cheese, top dog, head honcho, big shot, big wheel, fat cat, bigwig, chief, heavyweight, kingpin, high-muck-a-muck, & last but not least The GOAT WOAT  

Thank you kind sir.  I may change my signature to: GOAT WOAT

And thank you Jimmy ... I couldn't have done it without Jimmy! 

[PortaJohn]

7 minutes ago, ionel said:

Thank you kind sir.  I may change my signature to: GOAT WOAT

And thank you Jimmy ... I couldn't have done it without Jimmy! 

Just don't tell Hammer I reversed my decision.  Can you hide the bottom half of this page from him?

[ionel]

1 minute ago, PortaJohn said:

Just don't tell Hammer I reversed my decision.  Can you hide the bottom half of this page from him?

I can not but maybe Jimbon can since @BobDole gave him the key to the internet.  

[PortaJohn]

2 minutes ago, ionel said:

I can not but maybe Jimbon can since @BobDole gave him the key to the internet.  

Mr. Dole.  I do not support Ionel's statement and pledge fealty to you.  I have no desire to go back to the Zoo with Ionel

Edited yesterday at 12:51 AM by PortaJohn

[boconnell]

Everyone in this thread posting about how they were the worst is wrong.  You can't be the worst and have self awareness.

I on the other hand have never been the worst and have actually never been wrong on this forum.  

[Gene Mills Fan]

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Posted Tuesday at 10:50 PM

Geez. You are obviously an idiot and a troll. Everything you have to say is nonsense.

You are the worst of the worst.

Hey wait a minute  Doesn't the above at least get me in the conversation!!! WOAT of WOATS     

Edited yesterday at 01:35 AM by Gene Mills Fan

[Wrestleknownothing]

Just thought I would poke my head in and say....

Pinfall.

[ionel]

14 minutes ago, Wrestleknownothing said:

Just thought I would poke my head in and say....

Pinfall.

Swimsank 

[headshuck]

Set your alarm clocks ladies and gentlemen, the fireworks should begin around 3am.

[Husker_Du]

this is the best thread topic of all time. 

 

[ionel]

45 minutes ago, headshuck said:

Set your alarm clocks ladies and gentlemen, the fireworks should begin around 3am.