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We see Pat Glory take the mat Saturday night walking around at ~170. During a long break in the action (to review a replay, no doubt), he whips out a bottle of ranch dressing from under his singlet and starts eating buffalo wings in his corner. The following year, the rules committee rejects a push-out rule in favor of a no finger foods rule.

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12 minutes ago, Wrestleknownothing said:

The long con. Nice.

Speaking of!  For anyone wondering how Steen could possibly have gotten past Lee to win 125, it turns out that Spencer's knees and gas tank were also just an act. He bumps up to 133 as an unseeded entry and wins Big Tens and Nationals. Fix changes his Insta handle to _second_greatest_ever_ and Spencer becomes the next NCAA president. Book it!

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Max Dean visits Bosley Hair Club and shows up at BIG10s with a Fabio-doo.  He loses his only two matches at BIG10s.
Cael shaves everybody else's head before NCAAs, but Dean refuses.  Dean loses his only two matches at NCAAs, but PSU still has 6 champs and sets a new team points record.   Cael waxes and polishes his head for the team pic.
Kind of a reverse Samson thing.  

Beard wins 197.
 

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Bonocorsi and beard are wrestling in the finals when the lights flicker and AJ and Anthony Ferrari rush the mat with full WCW nWo gear with folding chairs and knockout both wrestlers , then mr Ferrari strolls onto the mat ( obviously wearing sunglasses inside at night) and forces the ref to call the fall has AJ lays on top of both beard and nino , then they double bird and finger guns John smith and exit the arena 

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1 hour ago, Antitroll2828 said:

Bonocorsi and beard are wrestling in the finals when the lights flicker and AJ and Anthony Ferrari rush the mat with full WCW nWo gear with folding chairs and knockout both wrestlers , then mr Ferrari strolls onto the mat ( obviously wearing sunglasses inside at night) and forces the ref to call the fall has AJ lays on top of both beard and nino , then they double bird and finger guns John smith and exit the arena 

This ^^ could happen, can I bet this action on FanDuel? 

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2 hours ago, Antitroll2828 said:

Bonocorsi and beard are wrestling in the finals when the lights flicker and AJ and Anthony Ferrari rush the mat with full WCW nWo gear with folding chairs and knockout both wrestlers , then mr Ferrari strolls onto the mat ( obviously wearing sunglasses inside at night) and forces the ref to call the fall has AJ lays on top of both beard and nino , then they double bird and finger guns John smith and exit the arena 

Nice... I wanna see it happen at 133. "And RBY has just won his third NCAA title as he makes his way to the podi- wait... what the... what's this?... that song... Wild Thing... that...  OH MY GOODNESS, THAT'S AUSTIN DESANTO'S WALK OUT MUSIC!" 

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