Hawkeyes reveal new wrestling prison

[Interviewed_at_Weehawken]

  On 4/3/2024 at 2:46 PM, ionel said:

It appears to be the best underground facility in the country maybe the world, well not counting some European castle dungeons, so who has the best above ground facility?  

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Not PSU or M2 from what I've seen.  Does PSU still have columns to smash into in the middle of the room?

[Wrestleknownothing]

  On 4/3/2024 at 2:53 PM, Interviewed_at_Weehawken said:

Not PSU or M2 from what I've seen.  Does PSU still have columns to smash into in the middle of the room?

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yes, and no windows

[Hammerlock3]

  On 4/3/2024 at 12:54 PM, ILLINIWrestlingBlog said:

This is ******* hilarious! That's from the biggest fan of Charles Dickens in the world. Top marks! 

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I've read A christmas carol, great expectations, a tale of two cities, bleak house, hard times, dombey and son and the pickwick papers.

[ionel]

  On 4/3/2024 at 2:53 PM, Interviewed_at_Weehawken said:

Not PSU or M2 from what I've seen.  Does PSU still have columns to smash into in the middle of the room?

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I always liked the Illinois room, open space,  no pillars, big windows on the south.  Problem was older building that became academic space so access problematic.  I trust that Poeta will not build a dungeon.  

[TexRef]

  On 4/3/2024 at 3:41 PM, ionel said:

I always liked the Illinois room, open space,  no pillars, big windows on the south.  Problem was older building that became academic space so access problematic.  I trust that Poeta will not build a dungeon.  

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Does a coach really get asked to add input?! 

[ionel]

  On 4/3/2024 at 4:32 PM, TexRef said:

Does a coach really get asked to add input?! 

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I would hope so but is it true that Tom & Terry were playing Dungeons & Dragons directly before the architectural planning committee meeting?  

[Kerouac]

  On 4/3/2024 at 2:53 PM, Interviewed_at_Weehawken said:

Not PSU or M2 from what I've seen.  Does PSU still have columns to smash into in the middle of the room?

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Was always confused by the whole inconvenient pillar placement in wrestling rooms. I would assume they are for structural purposes? Think there could be a better location but I am certainly no engineer.

[BarSeries]

  On 4/3/2024 at 5:15 PM, Kerouac said:

Was always confused by the whole inconvenient pillar placement in wrestling rooms. I would assume they are for structural purposes? Think there could be a better location but I am certainly no engineer.

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Bo Nickal requested them so he could work on his striking in between dodgeball and drilling

[CHROMEBIRD]

  On 4/3/2024 at 12:52 AM, Hammerlock3 said:

is there a debtors prison you can take lame swipes at Iowa from?

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Lock him up!

[ionel]

  On 4/3/2024 at 5:39 PM, CHROMEBIRD said:

Lock him up!

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He was ... Bob let him out.  

[CHROMEBIRD]

  On 4/3/2024 at 6:44 PM, ionel said:

He was ... Bob let him out.  

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IONEL '24! 

[Caveira]

  On 4/3/2024 at 3:37 PM, Wrestleknownothing said:

yes, and no windows

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I challenge this.  Everyone knows without natural light everyone will catch the bubonic plague.   
 

no windows and still winning championships?   Blasphemer.  

[Wrestleknownothing]

  On 4/3/2024 at 11:48 PM, Caveira said:

I challenge this.  Everyone knows without natural light everyone will catch the bubonic plague.   
 

no windows and still winning championships?   Blasphemer.  

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The Bubonic Plague tried to get into the Penn State wrestling room once.

Once.

But it was met with this steely gaze....

 

And realized it had no plan.

[JimmyCinnabon]

 I have to admit this thread title made me laugh.

[headshuck]

  On 4/3/2024 at 1:24 PM, MNRodent said:

That room looks like the set of Squid Game.

Or Kilmainham Gaol in Ireland.

[nick]

The video of it makes it look more inviting 

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4QuoKNr7FN/

[RockLobster]

  On 4/4/2024 at 12:42 AM, Wrestleknownothing said:

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Edited April 6, 2024 by RockLobster

[Wrestleknownothing]

  On 4/6/2024 at 4:03 AM, RockLobster said:

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This belongs in the separated at birth thread.

[ionel]

  On 4/5/2024 at 5:26 PM, nick said:

The video of it makes it look more inviting 

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4QuoKNr7FN/

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But that says Hawkeye Wrestling Club.  

[Threadkilla]

  On 4/5/2024 at 5:26 PM, nick said:

The video of it makes it look more inviting 

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4QuoKNr7FN/

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Not so much.  Actually the prison photo that was posted looks more inviting.  

The color scheme seems punitive.

[1032004]

Are saunas legal now?

[Hammerlock3]

  On 4/6/2024 at 11:07 PM, 1032004 said:

Are saunas legal now?

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I think they are legal but you can't lose them to cut weight or something?

[jdalu75]

  On 4/3/2024 at 12:52 AM, Hammerlock3 said:

is there a debtors prison you can take lame swipes at Iowa from?

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Looks like a set from one of Kate Beckinsale's vampire movies.

[jdalu75]

  On 4/4/2024 at 12:53 PM, headshuck said:

Or Kilmainham Gaol in Ireland.

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I thought that was a dorm at VMI.

[RYou]

More bat cave than aerie.