Postseason plot twists

[jchapman]

Fix scores an offensive point in the finals

[MPhillips]

12 minutes ago, flyingcement said:

Dyson and John Deere combine to form the rider vacuum just for me

Bro...

[MPhillips]

1 minute ago, jchapman said:

Fix scores an offensive point in the finals

Ouch!

[ionel]

12 minutes ago, jchapman said:

Fix scores an offensive point in the finals

Getting a bit off topic ^^ here, we've been talking about things that could happen.  

[SocraTease]

Kennedy Blades cuts her hair short and wrestles as Ken Blands for ASU at 174 lbs.

She makes it to the semis, where she meets Carter Starocci.  In the middle of the match, Cael and company figure out that she is an interloper and imposter. 

Starocci goes nuts and is disqualified for bad mouthing her and the officials.

Blands (aka Blades) makes the final and ESPN ratings go through the roof for the match, which overshadows both Yianni's and Lee's attempts to win 4.

Starocci quits Penn State and decides his revenge will be to "wrestle like a girl" at the Olympics in the 76KG weight.

His new name will be Cartier StarLight.  

Inter-gender wrestling is born ... or re-born.   

Andy Kaufman smiles and winks from the Great Beyond.

 

[treep2000]

17 minutes ago, SocraTease said:

Kennedy Blades cuts her hair short and wrestles as Ken Blands for ASU at 174 lbs.

She makes it to the semis, where she meets Carter Starocci.  In the middle of the match, Cael and company figure out that she is an interloper and imposter. 

Starocci goes nuts and is disqualified for bad mouthing her and the officials.

Blands (aka Blades) makes the final and ESPN ratings go through the roof for the match, which overshadows both Yianni's and Lee's attempts to win 4.

Starocci quits Penn State and decides his revenge will be to "wrestle like a girl" at the Olympics in the 76KG weight.

His new name will be Cartier StarLight.  

Inter-gender wrestling is born ... or re-born.   

Andy Kaufman smiles and winks from the Great Beyond.

 

The boys reduex

[treep2000]

125: glory outlasts Spencer and wins 125

133:  fix exacts revenge on rby

141:  Cole mathews shows offense after how many years

149: Sasso throws his lump leg shit to the side, becomes offensive, and we see a barn burner final with him and yianni.

157:  the entire weight class is a crapshoot, but I take I connor...

165;  Carr wins it over all the talent.  Griffith places 6th. 

174:  Ethan Smith takes out mekhi in semis and locks horns with Starrocci in finals

184: Kaleb "broken finger" Romero beats Keck in Semis and has Brooks finals

197:  another crapshoot.  Any one of 20 could win.  

Hwt:  kerkvliet over Parris in final. 

[Gus]

Jacob Warner pins Max Dean with a bow n arrow to win his first ncaa title. 

[buckshot]

Right as Kerkvleit is about to deck Parris in the finals we hear the glass break and Stone Cold along with Steveson rush in and rob him of the title.

[Matthew Burns]

Finding his removing a shoe to make a point inadequate, Tom Brands resorts to dropping trow.

Hawkeye fans start chanting "stalling" on March 12.

Penn State recruits a 125 with the ability to stand on the podium.

[1032004]

Burwikk transfers back to Wisconsin

[Tripnsweep]

Yowlys Bonne discovers he has eligibility and goes on a run to win the NCAA finals.

[Idaho]

All the non-posting members don't show up to create dumb threads and argue about topics already thoroughly discussed.

[Nailbender]

After a dismal performance at NCAA's by the Cowboys a crying John Smith is interviewed to announce that he "loves this team, so much" and he has signed a new 20 year contract.

 

[CHROMEBIRD]

16 hours ago, Gus said:

Jacob Warner pins Max Dean with a bow n arrow to win his first ncaa title. 

I would pay good money to see this.

[CHROMEBIRD]

Nelson Brands shoots from space and takes everyone down. He wins 174 and does a victory celebration that becomes a viral dance sensation on TikTok.

[D3 for LU]

2 hours ago, CHROMEBIRD said:

Nelson Brands shoots from space and takes everyone down. He wins 174 and does a victory celebration that becomes a viral dance sensation on TikTok.

Be-bop-a-lu-a!

(A-wam-bam-boom!)

D3

[ionel]

2 hours ago, CHROMEBIRD said:

Nelson Brands shoots from space and takes everyone down. He wins 174 and does a victory celebration that becomes a viral dance sensation on TikTok.

Shirley you've got music to go with this? 

[bnwtwg]

Gable Stevenson revels in embarrassing Mason Parris at every stop, and therefore will be announcing he is coming out of retirement and burning his covid-shirt. Twitter melts down, Tulsa rejoices, Vince McMahon pushes for him to be the first to simultaneously hold the Olympic-NCAA-WWE heavyweight belts.

[Wrassler]

I don’t see Warner AAing this year with his bum knee! Iowa won’t get many points from 65-97 and Nebraska takes second! Why did Lovett redshirt? Definitely can take second with Ridge in lineup at 49!

[ionel]

1 hour ago, bnwtwg said:

Gable Stevenson revels in embarrassing Mason Parris at every stop, and therefore will be announcing he is coming out of retirement and burning his covid-shirt. Twitter melts down, Tulsa rejoices, Vince McMahon pushes for him to be the first to simultaneously hold the Olympic-NCAA-WWE heavyweight belts.

AJ finds out he can walk on at Buffalo, qualifies for NCAA at hwt.  Given the Focus and The Gable have no rpi or coaches rank they enter the bracket at #33 & #32. 

[bnwtwg]

10 hours ago, ionel said:

AJ finds out he can walk on at Buffalo, qualifies for NCAA at hwt.  Given the Focus and The Gable have no rpi or coaches rank they enter the bracket at #33 & #32. 

Focus has been waiting

 

[Warm Up Champ]

On 2/24/2023 at 3:32 AM, Tripnsweep said:

Yowlys Bonne discovers he has eligibility and goes on a run to win the NCAA finals.

I'm all in on this!

[CHROMEBIRD]

With the Big Ten preseeds are out, Kale changes his strategy from Duals Don't Matter (DDM) to Tournaments Don't Matter (TDM). The other coaches follow suit and everyone ducks their starters until the 2024 season. John Smith also yells at a cloud.

Edited February 28, 2023 by CHROMEBIRD