Postseason plot twists

[CHROMEBIRD]

Wrong answers only

 

Gary Steen was faking it all along and steamrolls his way through the brackets to win a title.

[CHROMEBIRD]

We see Pat Glory take the mat Saturday night walking around at ~170. During a long break in the action (to review a replay, no doubt), he whips out a bottle of ranch dressing from under his singlet and starts eating buffalo wings in his corner. The following year, the rules committee rejects a push-out rule in favor of a no finger foods rule.

[flyingcement]

Baylor Fernandes wins the Sportsmanship Award

 

[Wrestleknownothing]

59 minutes ago, CHROMEBIRD said:

Wrong answers only

 

Gary Steen was faking it all along and steamrolls his way through the brackets to win a title.

The long con. Nice.

[bnwtwg]

McKee dominates the championship bracket in the greatest plot twist since The Sixth Sense

 

[CHROMEBIRD]

12 minutes ago, Wrestleknownothing said:

The long con. Nice.

Speaking of!  For anyone wondering how Steen could possibly have gotten past Lee to win 125, it turns out that Spencer's knees and gas tank were also just an act. He bumps up to 133 as an unseeded entry and wins Big Tens and Nationals. Fix changes his Insta handle to _second_greatest_ever_ and Spencer becomes the next NCAA president. Book it!

[Mr. PeanutButter]

Jacob Warner scores multiple 1st period takedowns and elects for catch and release in lieu of his usual stall ride

[mspart]

Spencer Lee loses in the first round.   Yianni loses in the second round. 

mspart

[CHROMEBIRD]

8 minutes ago, Mr. PeanutButter said:

Jacob Warner scores multiple 1st period takedowns and elects for catch and release in lieu of his usual stall ride

Now that's too crazy even for this thread

[BerniePragle]

Max Dean visits Bosley Hair Club and shows up at BIG10s with a Fabio-doo.  He loses his only two matches at BIG10s.
Cael shaves everybody else's head before NCAAs, but Dean refuses.  Dean loses his only two matches at NCAAs, but PSU still has 6 champs and sets a new team points record.   Cael waxes and polishes his head for the team pic.
Kind of a reverse Samson thing.  

Beard wins 197.
 

Edited February 23, 2023 by BerniePragle

[ionel]

O'Tool, Carr, Griffith, Amine and Monday all go 0-2 and Hamiti walks thru the tournament pinning everyone in his path.

@flyingcement sells the LA town home and buys Mark Wahlberg’s Beverly Park mansion.  Guaranteed!! 

[PortaJohn]

Spencer Lee bumps up and wrestles Logan Steiber in the finals at 157

[Antitroll2828]

Sammy Sasso over sleeps the morning of Big 10s and shows up overweight , so Tom says sorry paddy and bumps Sasso up who precedes to go on a run all the way to the ncaa finals then loses in rides out to O’Conner 

[D3UC157]

PSU drops their wrestling program. All the starters band together and create the Northern Florida University, Wrestling Team

or as some like to call it No. F Un Wrestling

[Antitroll2828]

Bonocorsi and beard are wrestling in the finals when the lights flicker and AJ and Anthony Ferrari rush the mat with full WCW nWo gear with folding chairs and knockout both wrestlers , then mr Ferrari strolls onto the mat ( obviously wearing sunglasses inside at night) and forces the ref to call the fall has AJ lays on top of both beard and nino , then they double bird and finger guns John smith and exit the arena 

[D3UC157]

J’den Cox misses weigh-ins.

[Kov88]

None of Will Lewan’s matches are a one point differential or go to OT

[ionel]

1 hour ago, Antitroll2828 said:

Bonocorsi and beard are wrestling in the finals when the lights flicker and AJ and Anthony Ferrari rush the mat with full WCW nWo gear with folding chairs and knockout both wrestlers , then mr Ferrari strolls onto the mat ( obviously wearing sunglasses inside at night) and forces the ref to call the fall has AJ lays on top of both beard and nino , then they double bird and finger guns John smith and exit the arena 

This ^^ could happen, can I bet this action on FanDuel? 

[MadMardigain]

Michigan found an extra year for Micic. 

[MPhillips]

3 hours ago, ionel said:

@flyingcement sells the LA town home and buys Mark Wahlberg’s Beverly Park mansion.

The kid just wants real grass. I'm happy for him.

[flyingcement]

Levi Haines agrees to NIL deals with Lee Jeans and Fruit of the Loom

[flyingcement]

8 minutes ago, MPhillips said:

The kid just wants real grass. I'm happy for him.

I was recently wondering how to clean the turf and I think the answer is vacuum lol

[flyingcement]

Dyson and John Deere combine to form the rider vacuum just for me

[CHROMEBIRD]

2 hours ago, Antitroll2828 said:

Bonocorsi and beard are wrestling in the finals when the lights flicker and AJ and Anthony Ferrari rush the mat with full WCW nWo gear with folding chairs and knockout both wrestlers , then mr Ferrari strolls onto the mat ( obviously wearing sunglasses inside at night) and forces the ref to call the fall has AJ lays on top of both beard and nino , then they double bird and finger guns John smith and exit the arena 

Nice... I wanna see it happen at 133. "And RBY has just won his third NCAA title as he makes his way to the podi- wait... what the... what's this?... that song... Wild Thing... that...  OH MY GOODNESS, THAT'S AUSTIN DESANTO'S WALK OUT MUSIC!" 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

1 hour ago, ionel said:

This ^^ could happen, can I bet this action on FanDuel? 

No, but maybe on Farmers Only.