Hammerlock3 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 "I don't always get poked in the eye, but when I do I immediately abandon all semblance of toughness and freak out." 2 "Half measures are a coward's form of insanity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingcement Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 The eye poke thing has become the flop in basketball and soccer for sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerlock3 Posted April 11 Author Share Posted April 11 More of a freestyle thing... "I don't always drag the action out it bounds, but when I do its by tapping the hardwood with my pinky after a long useless pause with a bored look on my face." "Half measures are a coward's form of insanity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerfan Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 I don’t always give all glory to god, but when I do….never mind, I always do it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerlock3 Posted April 11 Author Share Posted April 11 1 minute ago, Tigerfan said: I don’t always give all glory to god, but when I do….never mind, I always do it. thats a whole genre "I don't always insult religious figures, but when I do it's on ESPN while tripping on serotonin." 1 1 "Half measures are a coward's form of insanity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Elite Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ionel Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 I don't always bet on wrestling But when I lose I prefer to welsh on the deal Keep betting my friends Jimmy Cinnabon 2 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerlock3 Posted April 11 Author Share Posted April 11 50 minutes ago, Ohio Elite said: I would have gone, "I don't always lose, but when i do IT'S ALMOST ALWAYS TO THAT M******F***** KYLE DAKE AND WHAT MAKES IT WORSE IS THAT I HAVE TO PRETEND WE'RE FRIENDS UNTIL I BEAT HIM!" 4 "Half measures are a coward's form of insanity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle26 Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 I don’t always interlock fingers, but when I do, I shake my hand like crazy to make the ref think it’s the other guy. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortaJohn Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 I don't always throw chairs but when I do... 1 I Don't Agree With What I Posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrestlingshoe Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 I don't always sit in front of the TV for 72 hours straight, but when I do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBluegill133 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 "I don't always walk onto the wrestling mat, but when I do, I do a little summer sault into a jumpy first" 1 "Look good, feel good, wrestle good." - J Jaggers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interviewed_at_Weehawken Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 16 hours ago, Eagle26 said: I don’t always interlock fingers, but when I do, I shake my hand like crazy to make the ref think it’s the other guy. Great tactic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidniteToka Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 I don't always call for stalling, but when... Oh wait, I guess I do. T.B.(2) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle26 Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 I don’t always take my shoes off when I’m coaching, but when I do… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3 for LU Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 (edited) I don't always see a wrestler come rushing onto the center of the mat and smack his face three times hard... but when I do, I say "Thanks... I needed that!" ( That actually happened w/ yours truly when I wrestled in HS in the early seventies. The guy ran up to the center mat, smacked his face hard 3 times... I said "thanks I needed that." the ref blew the whistle , and that S.O.B. took me down right to my back! I DId recover to win 9-6... I learned then, to keep my mouth SHUT after that bout! I think that smacking bit was from a Mennen Skin Bracer aftershave commercial. ) D3 Edited April 12 by D3 for LU Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konquest Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 I don't always wear sweatpants, but when I do, I tuck them into my socks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerlock3 Posted April 13 Author Share Posted April 13 11 hours ago, Eagle26 said: I don’t always take my shoes off when I’m coaching, but when I do… ...I look like an absolute crack head zombie when i do. "Half measures are a coward's form of insanity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 I don’t always grab ahold of a leg from the top position on the edge of the mat in a stalling position but when I do I wait for the ref to count to 4 before I swisher my feet out of bounds to avoid a stalling call and get a restart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerlock3 Posted April 13 Author Share Posted April 13 I don't always call stalling when someone backs out of bounds, but when I do its entirely dependent on the score.... 1 "Half measures are a coward's form of insanity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formally140 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 I don't ever tell my kids to take twirly birds, but I do "ask about the score" "and if there was a caution" and make sure to take my time going back to the corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Wrestling Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 I don't always think criticizing the Brands brothers is warranted, but I enjoy doing it nonetheless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrestle87 Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 (edited) I don't always tape my wrists and ankles, but when I do, I also pull the drawstring on my hoodie real tight. I don't always sweat in buckets from my wrists, waist, and ankles, but when I do, I make sure no opposing coaches are anywhere nearby. Edited April 15 by wrestle87 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerlock3 Posted April 15 Author Share Posted April 15 7 minutes ago, wrestle87 said: I don't always tape my wrists and ankles, but when I do, I also pull the drawstring on my hoodie real tight. I don't always sweat in buckets from my wrists, waist, and ankles, but when I do, I make sure no opposing coaches are anywhere nearby. I don't always signal to my mother that I'm having a bad weight cut....oh wait yes I do...bad or not. "Half measures are a coward's form of insanity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRound Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 I don't always get a takedown, but when I do, I stall my way to a 2-1 win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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