Y’all are hilarious trying to pinpoint what’s “wrong” with Minnow.
He started this whole shtick in an old Facebook group called MMA Topics. Some guy used to call him "Minnow" just to get under his skin, and he’d completely lose it - so, naturally, the name stuck.
Eventually, he got booted from that group because all he did was $hitpost, argue, and namecall. But he realized something: $hitposting got attention. And while most people saw him as just another combat sports troll, his real passion was always wrestling - actual wrestling.
Like him or not, agree or disagree, find him annoying or entertaining - doesn’t matter. He’s got thousands of followers who eat up everything he posts, mostly because the ten before them did. That’s how this pyramid scheme of his works.
It’s honestly kind of cool to see how far he’s come in 20 years. He went from being a relentless Facebook troll who never admitted when he was wrong, to someone who's now breaking more stories than every website and journalist there is (not named Jawn Cena). Sure, he still gets things wrong - he posts constantly, so the odds are what they are. But unlike traditional media, he’s not tied down by anything. That freedom lets him be fast, messy, and often right before anyone else catches up.
I’ve been as critical as anyone (hell, I brought the "Minnow" nickname over here to these streets). But I can’t deny the growth. Nobody can. The engagement is real. He used to delete every other post; now he sets the pace in certain corners of the scene.
So yeah, there’s nothing really wrong with Minnow. He’s just a dude - bro who figured out how to troll the internet in a way that built a legit following. People liked it - still like it - and he's run with it.
Ick. I need a shower now.