I have two for you to mortgage everything and buy:
$TRUMP : https://gettrumpmemes.com/#tokenomics
$MELANIA : https://www.coinbase.com/price/melania-meme
These are can't miss opportunities. This is in no way Trump taking advantage of the gullible, and stupid, or those looking to pay bribes.
I did not mean to scare you though, you can still pay bribes, so don't worry about that. But if you want pay bribes, he has a different cryptocurrency for that.
World Liberty Financial : https://www.worldlibertyfinancial.com/
Pro tip: If you are a Chinese businessman currently under investigation by the SEC and you want that investigation to stop, this is definitely the currency for you.
Now you may note that the first two links are for COINBASE where you can buy and sell the coins, but the third link is not an exchange since you can only buy, and never sell, the third coin. If you are looking to sell, you have clearly missed the point, and this cryptocurrency is not for you. Who even let you in here?