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Said all the recently dead guys just before they became new zombies.

Journalist Up Late Trying To Decide Whether To Compare Trump's Bill To Jim Crow Or Holocaust settled on calling Trump's bill a "Jim Crolocaust." https://babylonbee.com/news/journalist-up-late-trying-to-decide-whether-to-compare-trumps-bill-to-jim-crow-or-holocaust

I could see zombies becoming like pets - say pit bulls. Keep one around to scare away intruders. Keep it on a leash and in its crate. Beware, don't let it bite you. If you get a bad one just go all Kristi Noem and recycle it then get a new one. Good ones "die" of natural causes within several years as outlined by T-Weep above then you get a new one. Shaun of the Dead had it right at the end of the movie. Start at 0:38.

Are they stupid or evil? Stupid - it was a complicated situation we were too dumb to see (although others saw it clearly)? Or evil - just plain lying and hoping (probably even knowing) that their readers are too stupid to catch them? Is there another explanation? Something in between? Or maybe I the answer is Stupid AND Evil. Maybe a softer word like conniving is more applicable.

Hakeem "Jimmy Eats Crow" Jeffries. The lack of self-awareness is amazing. Even child like.

81 million safe and secure ballots counted for the BEST DEMOCRAT nay, AMERICAN EVERRRR. Nobody ever was selected by more Americans than JOE BIDEN. EVERRRRRR. 81+ MILLION BABY!

It is evil of me to really hope this guy gets elected? Is it evil of me to hope that New York City voters get a full measure of exactly what they have/are voting into office? The problem is that many of the consequences of their choices won't become apparent immediately but will affect citizens for years to come. It is the suffering of the people who can't vote in this election that checks my schadenfreude a bit. I have no concern for the adults don't currently live in NY who freely choose to move there and then must suffer. It is the children who currently live there who will grow up and inherit the situation that keep my glee in check. These are the victims of the left and poor election choices of those who preceded them.

The number of American-born workers employed rose by 830,000 in June, the Department of Labor said Thursday. The number of American-born workers with jobs is now at the highest level ever, Another sign of Imminence Tanking. Or is it Tanking Imminence? Americans working in American?!? Probably doing jobs Americans won't do according to the Imminent Tank Crowd.

I agree on the principles of privacy and curtailing government overreach. I find no authorization in the constitution for any government to surveil the population without probable cause. "Just looking" is a facil argument that fails under any principled scrutiny whatsoever.

More Satire Gold from the Bee https://babylonbee.com/news/district-court-issues-nationwide-injunction-on-supreme-court-ruling

Hockey is now Florida's official state sport. A Florida team has been in the finals each of the past 6 years winning 4 Cups. Canada is simply the minor league farm system. We should raise the tariff on centers, defensemen, and goaltenders. AND Zambonis.

I agree with you on this specific technology. And on red light cameras/speed cameras. The other is the collecting of "metadata" from communications companies. So, on principles of privacy and curtailing the surveillance state I agree with you. I do think we need to apply the 4th amendment much more broadly to encompass a concept of "secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects" that takes into account indirect but still unreasonable searches like mass surveillance and tracking.

Their reasoning is HEARTFUL. Law abiding citizens (especially law abiding ones) be damned!!

Remember, these are the heartful people. Quality of life, down. Heartful. Costs up. Heartful. Using data designed to catch criminals to catch criminals - heartless. Denver will ban using fingerprints and DNA evidence soon because some criminal might be caught.

Which matches were driven to the forest in SUVs!!! Duh. Man made global warming at work right there, dude.

Another Hat Tip to The Babylon Bee: https://babylonbee.com/news/7-changes-mamdani-is-proposing-for-new-york-city Authorizing the development of state-run shoplifting centers: This is the clever outside-the-box thinking people need from their elected leaders. And, not satire: from the Mam himself: Does this mean that his 9x increase in hate crime prevention will be thwarted by his own policy of repealing bump-up statutes - which "hate crime enhancement" (asinine term!) is?

"Like all socialists, Mamdani likes making promises that his voters think other people will pay for." Mamdani is heartful according many of our brethren here. So was Castro. So was Hugo Chavez and so is Maduro. Heartful heartful heartful. NYC, STFB. What he is going to do to you is because he loves you so much. Everything is for your own good. Just like all of the love and care that heartful and loving Kathy Bates poured out to James Caan. "Trust me. It's for the best." (For you young'uns, this is a reference to the 1990 movie Misery) Start video at 3:08

Lefties' love to donate other people's money to their pet projects and pet people via taxation. Conservatives donate their own money and believe taxation should be used solely to fund the valid functions of government (roads/infrastructure, courts, defense, and almost nothing else; education at state/local level IF the money goes with the kid). Charity (or any form of income redistribution) is not one of those valid functions.

I find Christian Bale's range amazing. He is different in every role and sometimes nearly unrecognizable - and not due just to makeup.

It would be very interesting to know if people who tend MAGA are more or less charitable than others. Hmmm, surely heartless people are not charitable . . . "Conservatives give more money to charity than liberals." https://finance.yahoo.com/news/more-generous-liberals-conservatives-081500677.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9kdWNrZHVja2dvLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAF-ugmvuwrMXFgZc3g4OFjbnfb6_iJt1UowaIePOiJXsuCT-gN4SbtKx-s-CKjuPx_5uquJ17yPzAW_aQnCmR1HDHad_agJp44xhm5nCf8ofwdU2LgnuoMjShvn-D8y8fcMxqMPM11wFarB175G6DbxpC7OgkvGU4gpJOW-7xRAV

Defund the Police. Simultaneously SuperFund the Thought Police by 9x! No agenda here.

Settled Science vs Political Policy This article is very interesting (at least to me). http://jewishworldreview.com/0625/hollis062625.php Some excerpts for your enjoyment: “In 2022, Powerline Blog's John Hinderaker wrote a series of articles about how Sri Lanka's president decided to ban synthetic fertilizer (in pursuit of "climate change" objectives, of course), resulting in the collapse of the country's agriculture and its economy. After months without food, heating oil and other necessities, Sri Lankans stormed the presidential palace in Colombo and forced their president to flee the country on a military jet.” “The "science" around "climate change" isn't "settled" either. That the climate changes is certain (just ask the people making their way past the glaciers 20,000 years ago); the extent to which human activity changes it is not. When I was in high school, we were warned about "the coming ice age." By the time I was in law school, it was "global warming." Predictions about the "ozone hole" and Antarctic ice have been wrong.” “The footprint of "settled science" shows us that politicians who tie their pet policies to scientific theories are almost always wrong.”

They aren't even eligible to be here.

Then migrate there.

I would like to see the "Americans" making these dots further stratified. Catholic/Religious/HomeSchool or NEA trained in Government Schools vs. Dot placement Age vs Dot placement Political affilitation vs Dot placement Sex vs Dot placement State of residence (or education location) vs Dot placement Race vs Dot placement Tucker Carlson vs Ted Cruz vs Dot placement