YES, of course you are right. No fires whatsoever! No internal combustion, external combustion, gastric combustion. Zip. Zilch. Nada. No CO2! Keep those carbons right where they are now because they are in the mostest bestest place they ever have been and ever will be!!!
The only acceptable fires in the state of CA will be extreme green energy produced pictures of fires like these:
Oh, yeah, no breathing either. Because, you know, CO2. So just stop your stupid breathing in CA and the world will be perfect for CARB.