I know he said he would end inflation on day one, but that can wait. No one cares. And he said he would end the war in Ukraine on day one. But people dying is such a minor thing.
Finally Trump has gotten to the important stuff, the reason we elected him in the first place.
That's right. Trump is going to pardon Pete Rose. Sing hallelujah from the upper deck.
https://apnews.com/article/trump-pete-rose-pardon-sports-betting-fcc47b902e21c3a659618bb9fa20ce53
Thank God, Pete Rose's guilty plea to two counts of tax evasion will finally be forgiven, ending our long national nightmare. Or at least I think so. But then when Trump is on the crapper, cell phone in hand, Truth Social app open, no one can be sure what he means. Least of all himself. That is how stable genius works, my friends.