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PortaJohn

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  1. @ionel got my lyrics for a masterpiece. stay tuned
  2. @Wrestleknownothing, saw you were in the news today. Congrats! https://www.olympics.com/ioc/news/swimming-legend-gary-hall-jr-receives-10-replacement-olympic-medals-after-losing-originals-in-la-wildfires
  3. And one for the Lehigh Valley Boys... @flyingcement @gimpeltf @Husker_Du
  4. The Legend of Pennsyltucky Chuck! Have a great weekend everyone
  5. Can we rename it the Jungle? Every time you enter Guns n Roses starts blasting off in the background?
  6. WKN, I don't think thoughtful & well balanced takes are appropriated for this forum. Just the vibes I get
  7. Most recent article I could find High School Wrestler Melvin Miller Commits to Wrestle for Either The Melvins or Steve Miller Band Johnstown, PA — After weeks of speculation and mounting pressure from the classic rock and sludge metal communities, two-time state qualifier and high school wrestling phenom Melvin Miller shocked fans Tuesday morning by announcing he will be committing to wrestle for either the Steve Miller Band or The Melvins. “I’ve narrowed it down to the two musical groups that best align with my wrestling philosophy: chaos and cosmic flight,” said Miller, wearing a dual-logo hoodie featuring both a psychedelic horse and a screaming sludge goblin. “The Steve Miller Band has the air of a ‘space cowboy’ I vibe with. But The Melvins bring that raw, unshowered mat energy. I’m torn.” Sources say both bands have offered Miller full ride backstage passes and exclusive rights to body slam roadies during sound checks. “We think Melvin could bring a new layer of theatricality to our shows,” said Buzz Osborne of The Melvins, mid-way through deadlifting an amplifier. “We’ve been looking for a wrestler who screams Midwestern menace.” Meanwhile, Steve Miller himself expressed cautious optimism. “We’re more of a mellow groove, but if Melvin can souffle someone into the fifth dimension during ‘Fly Like an Eagle,’ I say let the kid cook.” Miller’s coach, Bill "Biceps" Bassett, said the decision was ultimately about style. “Melvin doesn’t just pin opponents—he performs. One time he hit a guy with a flying squirrel and shouted ‘Abracadabra’ mid-air. That’s not normal. That’s showmanship.” While the final decision is expected at a press conference scheduled next school year, industry insiders say Miller is also weighing a surprise third offer from the WWF-era Macho Man tribute band Ooh Yeah! At press time, Miller was seen bench-pressing a fog machine while muttering lyrics from both “Stoner Witch” and “Jungle Love” in what analysts are calling a “deeply conflicted groove state.”
  8. Most pressing matter is changing reversals from 2 points to 3 and it's not even up for review? Shame
  9. Ok. Stepping in. Pistols at 7am the 11th of July at Weehawken Dueling Grounds. Coordinates: 40.77022529857003, -74.01695724679742
  10. Have any fun vacations lined up this summer? How about you other guys?
  11. Some say 1032004 has Big D Energy. Some claim it's even been measured.
  12. Nate Silver put out a good prediction forecast for 2026 earlier this year. Dems with a 85% chance to take back the House and a 15% chance to take the Senate. Little will change this.
  13. I believe he turns 18 in October
  14. Barring any undisclosed injury we're not aware of Spencer should cruise to 2 victories over Luke at this stage albeit I think it'll be closer than people expect
  15. Prediction movement. Chat miscalculated the number of letters New Prediction: Because Zahid Valencia fits the same letter count (14) as two wrestlers who beat Kyle Dake narrowly but still beat him, I now predict Kyle Dake will LOSE a close match against Zahid Valencia. Probably something like 8-6 or 7-5 — high effort, but not enough.
  16. What are you basing that on? Show a reference? Not saying you are wrong but everything I've read (from non right wing sources) states that she can be charged for intent to obstruct. ICE showed up and spoke with the bailiff. They agreed to detain him after the court proceedings. This has all been corroborated
  17. For Good Measure Chat GPT has made a prediction Prediction: Since Zahid Valencia’s name is shorter than the others (14 < 15, 16, 23), Kyle Dake will WIN this match, possibly in a close but decisive way. Bonus thought: Based on the letter trend, I'd predict something like a 6-4 or 7-3 type win for Dake.
  18. Lets dissect his last thee losses -(2023 Worlds) Zaurbek Sidakov (14 letters) Loss 10-7 Math: 14-8= 6 - 3 (point differential) = 3 x 1 (wrestled one match) = 3 point Loss -(2024 'Oly) Daichi Takatani (14 Letter) Loss 12-20 Math= 14-8= 6 - 2 (initials KD) = 4 x 8 (Kyle Dake) = 32 (match point total) /4 (2 sets of first/last names) = 8 point match loss @Wrestleknownothing can you run the math to predict tonight?
  19. Lets dissect his last thee losses (2020 'Oly) Magomedkhabib Kadimagomedov (26 Letters) vs Kyle Dake (8 Letters) Loss TF 11-0 Math: 26-8= 18-11 (point differential) = 7 + 4 (surname) = TF
  20. Curious to learn more facts as this unfolds but where are you getting your information stating that an order to the Judge is required for Ice to detain the suspect? From my understanding ICE has free range to execute their arrest. She is in trouble for instructing Flores-Ruiz to leave through a Jury Door after she stopped them from exiting through the common doors. At this time this has been corroborated by several witnesses in the courtroom.
  21. From what I'm reading it doesn't look good for Hannah Dugan and based on what is being reported she should be disbarred
  22. You got it all wrong. He's just sticking it to the "Libs". All those commies. Except Putin. He's a good commie
  23. A) Is this necessary? B) The 3 posters on here (Trip, Uncle B, & RV) seem far from the fox metaphor. They're all open and consistent on their beliefs and far from deceitful.
  24. I believe revoking the tax exemption is very plausible with the precedent set by Bob Jones University vs United States.
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