1 Gorilla Vs 100 Mesenbrinks

[neweruser69]

How long does it take 100 Mesenbrinks to tech a single 'biggest of the big" gorilla? Keep in mind Gorillas allegedly have low stamina.

Folkstyle?

Freestyle?

 

[flyingcement]

2 minutes and 58 seconds.  Folkstyle.  Tech fall

[Jimmy Cinnabon]

100 gorillas vs 1 Spencer Lee.  How does it play out?

[mspart]

Spencer lee by submission!!

mspart

[ionel]

 

[CHROMEBIRD]

I'm pretty sure we could solve the global energy crisis with 100 Mesenbrinks

[11986]

does the Gorilla get the win if he defeats one Mesenbrink by pinfall or must he pin all 100?

[RandolphTJones]

Guys it's too early to begin drinking. 

[CHROMEBIRD]

2 minutes ago, RandolphTJones said:

Guys it's too early to begin drinking. 

I understand the individual words you are saying, but not when they're put together in a sentence like that

[RandolphTJones]

2 minutes ago, CHROMEBIRD said:

I understand the individual words you are saying, but not when they're put together in a sentence like that

I'm drunk.

[MNRodent]

I want to see Mesenbrink against an adult male chimp, mono a mono, scratch weight.  If it's jungle rules, surely the chimp wins, by using its treacherous tactics.  However, if you make face ripping, eye gouging, and genital biting all illegal it might be a good match.

[lisa morales]

Such a geek thread.  

[Caveira]

3 hours ago, neweruser69 said:

How long does it take 100 Mesenbrinks to tech a single 'biggest of the big" gorilla? Keep in mind Gorillas allegedly have low stamina.

Folkstyle?

Freestyle?

 

 

[Hammerlock3]

5 hours ago, CHROMEBIRD said:

I'm pretty sure we could solve the global energy crisis with 100 Mesenbrinks

where ya gonna get 100 huge hamster wheels

[alex1fly]

On 5/1/2025 at 1:46 PM, CHROMEBIRD said:

I'm pretty sure we could solve the global energy crisis with 100 Mesenbrinks

I’ve seen human sized hamster wheels at street festivals and whatnot. You’d probably have to design a special high capacity wheel for Mess so he didn’t break the harness and start rolling down the street. 

[Sublime607]

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On 5/1/2025 at 4:26 PM, MNRodent said:

I want to see Mesenbrink against an adult male chimp, mono a mono, scratch weight.  If it's jungle rules, surely the chimp wins, by using its treacherous tactics.  However, if you make face ripping, eye gouging, and genital biting all illegal it might be a good match.

Chimpanzees are notorious for eye gouging but so isn't PSU. Chimp wins by DQ just couldn't out poke him