we hosted parties at our house for rent in college. the 158 pounder was our bouncer.
at one party, it was during the world series, he was carrying a bat.
there was one particularly rowdy person who always was at the parties...but this time was picking too many fights.
then he started messing with me. so our bouncer walks up to him tapping his bat and says to the guy, it's time for you to leave.
the guy says... so what you gonna use the bat on me.
not missing a beat the bouncer turned the handle toward the guy and said no, you're going to need this.
the guy just left without a word.