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  1. If Yazdani is winning late, does Carl distract the ref while the Jesus Trained stable of Marinelli, Carr, and Kerk come out from the stands and hit him with metal folding chair shots then Brooks covers for the three count when the ref comes back? Asking because sometimes god works in mysterious ways...
  2. Not as harsh as her weight cut hey-oooo!
  3. I'm sure WADA and USADA have performed a number of tests over many years to confirm that you are a jackass.
  4. No, she was one day too young for the US Olympic Team Trials which was a topic of travesty but not discussed nearly as much then as now since she was only seen as an up-and-coming prospect at the time. She did win Cadet and Junior worlds that summer but those titles are essentially meaningless when viewing Elor's career.
  5. Show us on the doll where the fragile masculinity hurt you
  6. Three titles at 20 years old. Today's third, and first olympic, came two months younger than Snyder's second tile/first olympic. With Lopez leaving his shoes on the mat, Amit Elor has officially ascended to the p4p best wrestler in the world in any style.
  7. Amit Elor is the p4p best wrestler in the world. Three titles at 20 years old. She is officially in hallowed ground and her only competition is herself until someone rises up to challenge her.
  8. thanks i'm just here to feed my freestyle addiction for the week and i'll be sure to dip out for a while
  9. Got rid of the girl and hopped on the 'cock eh?
  10. I guess you could say that someone's meal the night before they run into each other will be his... Last Supper.
  11. I made two $500 mortal locks: Susaki and Elor. Another benny on the parlay. I know that even the greats can get Rulon'd but this is a big time oooooof. Could have sworn I was holding onto three golden short-term CDs when I smashed the place button.
  12. Amit Elor is the current P4P best wrestler in the world. Her coronation ceremony kicks off at the conclusion of the 15th match on Mat B tomorrow afternoon.
  13. Adderall kicked in and he was locked into to organizing his room
  14. Only slightly less bold since Sidakov isn't allowed: No MFS gold medals for the stars & stripes
  15. Andy Hrovat changed my life in the weirdest, best way. He picked me up from the airport for my Michigan recruiting trip and kept playing Avril Lavigne - "Complicated" on repeat in a busted Buick (I think? Grand Marquis? idk it was a 90s old person boat) and I couldn't figure out what this BMOC is doing and dear god I hope Otto Olson and Greg Wagner aren't like this too why am I here I dont think I like Michigan? Ended up hanging out with him most of the weekend and he taught me so much that I will never forget including how he would throw recruits off their guard to learn the "real" them instead of wrestling, and I have always made a point of returning the favor to support individualism. He and I may disagree on many things, but this is not one of them. He is standing up for those who do not have a voice and the sh!thole known as Texas is once again showing its' ugly awful face hiding behind its' sh!thole bureaucracy. Moral of the story: Fvck Texas, go Andy, I will never not support anyone advocating heinous acts against children. This now concludes my comeback until the Wizards offer me ownership.
  16. I lied. One more for the road. At least swear at me like you do others. Screenshot + link for when you delete later.
  17. Fair enough. I'll move on to browner pastures.
  18. What matters more from this thread as a certain someone is chasing more than a gold: she is chasing all-time/Mt. Rushmore/ GOAT status and they both called it.
  19. Nah 1) This is the dark comedy tradition of this forum dating back to the old place 2) Lots of people were claiming Taylor is the best, and an Olympic gold would seal the deal. Refer back to #1 and enjoy the joke like Jesus' 13th disciple is enjoying his spot in the Olympic team.
  20. Schultz needs to go on the Cassioppi plan and build back from a 50 pound cut. What an absolute waste of talent with his lack of discipline watching his tits flop when he was underneath. He should be the guy who breaks the drought but he can't put down the Banquet Beers.
  21. It's going to be reaalllly awkward if he loses to Amine again. Does Taylor go on another twitter rant like he did to Cox after he lost two matches to him as well?
  22. I hate correct throws and slips. All crap. You get it done or you don't so why does greco in particular give participation trophies? At any rate, congrats to Rau on becoming another Illinois olympian. Hopefully Ellis can get it done in Turkey and join the crew.
  23. Too many cows = too much horsing around Should have focused on horsepower because that's exactly what Brooks brought today. He ran the gamut, got lucky with a wild thumb from Zahid, walked a mile on the dreadmill, and put it on Taylor. Pretty decent 48 hours.
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