Cael's Cookie

[happyvalet]

52 minutes ago, 1032004 said:

$5 per cookie feels like a lot even for a gourmet/healthy cookie.  Looking on Amazon/Walmart/Target companies like Quest and Lenny & Larry’s (had never heard of that one) sell individually wrapped cookies for $2 or less per cookie.  I know those are probably more mass-produced and Cael hopes his tastes better but over double the price is a lot.  There is a company on Amazon called “my Cookie Dealer” selling some for $5 per cookie but the reviews are not great with some of them disappointed about the price.

Yeah I also compared them to Lenny and Larrys. Cael's has 1/2 the protein and costs 2.5x as much (with shipping makes it more than 3x). But it has his name on it so a lot of fans will buy it and I'm sure the athletic department will buy a few crates 

[RandolphTJones]

 Someone purchase one and post a live cookie review on here. 

[VakAttack]

4 hours ago, 1032004 said:

I guess it’s MAHA-approved because it uses real sugar, but is 29g of added sugar and 10g of saturated fat really “good for you”?

 

The phrase "Cael's cookie" makes me giggle every time I see it.

[BarSeries]

2 hours ago, GV4444 said:

It's a lot of fat, but it is saturated fat, which is far better

Hmmmmmmmmmm

[Interviewed_at_Weehawken]

1 hour ago, BarSeries said:

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Yeah lol

[PortaJohn]

I'm loaded up with a few boxes plus have a few cases of Billy Beer to last me through the winter

[Rassling2]

5 hours ago, RandolphTJones said:

 Someone purchase one and post a live cookie review on here. 

Randolph - I elect you. Come on man, you’re the author of an interesting idea. Great way to build traffic to this site.

[Nak21]

3D chess. All part of Cael’s intricate master plan for wrestling world domination. 
Comes up with cookie. Cael and PSU wrestlers overheard raving loudly at Nationals about said cookie as secret to wrestling success at PSU.
2 Iowa midgets, a Midwest SlumLord, a tan Buckeye, and other assorted miscreants spend massive amounts of program funds buying the cookies and giving samples to University food science labs, attempting to crack the code and see if can be done with corn or bucknuts instead of cookies. In the meantime, Iowa and Ohio St run out of NIL funds due to massive cookie buys and wrestlers become unable to make weight regularly due to cookie consumption.
PSU wins the next 15 titles with cookie sale NIL funds. Cael unveils PSU lemonade stand lemonade and retires, next PSU coach uses secret lemonade plan to win the following 15 titles. Lather rinse repeat.

[RandolphTJones]

58 minutes ago, Rassling2 said:

Randolph - I elect you. Come on man, you’re the author of an interesting idea. Great way to build traffic to this site.

Too fat. Maybe someone still sculpted with lots of $$$. @Hammerlock3 comes to mind. 

[WrestlingRash]

This is BRILLIANT work by coach Cael. He now has the commercial vehicle to pay his athletes to be sponsors. He will use this for NIL domination. He really is undefeated. 

[CHROMEBIRD]

Cael's Cupcakes might resonate better in the preseason

[1032004]

7 hours ago, happyvalet said:

Yeah I also compared them to Lenny and Larrys. Cael's has 1/2 the protein and costs 2.5x as much (with shipping makes it more than 3x). But it has his name on it so a lot of fans will buy it and I'm sure the athletic department will buy a few crates 

Well it does at least look like they are actually closer to $4 per cookie if you buy 24+ them.   $92 + $8.58 shipping = $4.17 per cookie

[MPhillips]

47 minutes ago, WrestlingRash said:

This is BRILLIANT work by coach Cael. He now has the commercial vehicle to pay his athletes to be sponsors. He will use this for NIL domination. He really is undefeated. 

[CHROMEBIRD]

7 hours ago, VakAttack said:

The phrase "Cael's cookie" makes me giggle every time I see it.

I hope we see more products named after coaches, like Raisin Brands or Taylor Tots.

[BarSeries]

[Pinnacle]

Tan Tom Bronzing Oil

 

[Hammerlock3]

3 hours ago, RandolphTJones said:

Too fat. Maybe someone still sculpted with lots of $$$. @Hammerlock3 comes to mind. 

are we familiar....

[NM1965]

On 12/16/2025 at 3:10 PM, happyvalet said:

Five bucks per cookie they must be tasty 

They are expensive because whoever gets one with the Golden Ticket gets to visit Carl in person. 

[Gene Mills Fan]

11 hours ago, NM1965 said:

They are expensive because whoever gets one with the Golden Ticket gets to visit Carl in person. 

Sorry no reactions! winner winner chicken dinner!

[1032004]

22 hours ago, RandolphTJones said:

 Someone purchase one and post a live cookie review on here. 

@Jon_Kozak says they will do this on FRL

[RandolphTJones]

14 hours ago, Hammerlock3 said:

are we familiar....

You just sound rich.

[RandolphTJones]

1 hour ago, 1032004 said:

@Jon_Kozak says they will do this on FRL

One bite everyone knows the rules.....

[Hammerlock3]

21 minutes ago, RandolphTJones said:

You just sound rich.

what about the other part

[Ragu]

[Gene Mills Fan]

NO NO Not this:    Ragu on Cael's Cookies