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It's really simple if you use even the most basic critical thinking. You need only take two of Bo's loves into account: Guns and god. So who can we remove based on those teachings?

tOSU: false prophets

Michigan: godless heathens that place false idols (team trophies) above all else

OkSt: god hates fracks and the earthquakes are His way of telling Oklahoma to stop or else

Rutgers: the jersey shore is a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah

VaTech: Guns? VaTech has a culture of not shooting no matter what the scoreboard says

 

So that leaves PSU and Iowa. Let's dive in...

We all know Jesus was a carpenter. What tool do carpenters use the most? A hammer. That's why Carl famously loves hammers on top so much. But remember, Bo has that Machine Gun Mindset so Bo knows he needs to go somewhere 2A friendly that also supports biblical teachings such as turning the other cheek.

What does Iowa have? It has Marinara who is Jesus Trained. It has Sam Stoll who loves his guns. And it has Vinny Turk who forgave a teammate for shooting him in the dark of night. So lap it up hawkeye fans i can't think of anything more american than a biblical scholar toting his machine gun into Carver-Hawkeye Arena

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With NIL and all does it matter if he commits?  He could make a commitment as a Jr and change three or four time if better NIL offers.  How many times did Kerk switch schools and there was no NIL bidding involved.  

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4 hours ago, CHROMEBIRD said:

Has Bassett taken an unofficial visit to UM? That's the only school on the list where he hasn't taken or planned an official, though it's hard to discount Michigan's NIL coffers as @bnwtwg mentioned

Michigan was one of the first schools him and Forest went and visited

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6 hours ago, bnwtwg said:

It has Sam Stoll who loves his guns. And it has Vinny Turk who forgave a teammate by shooting him in the dark of night.

 

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First off when he steps on college campus he will be older than most collage juniors.   
 

Second, do we know if he has grades and test scores to get in.  He dumped the higher education standards schools quickly.

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12 minutes ago, Greenwave said:

First off when he steps on college campus he will be older than most collage juniors.   
 

Second, do we know if he has grades and test scores to get in.  He dumped the higher education standards schools quickly.

He does really well in the arts department, primary focus is on making the best collage anyone has ever scene

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1 hour ago, Greenwave said:

First off when he steps on college campus he will be older than most collage juniors.   
 

Second, do we know if he has grades and test scores to get in.  He dumped the higher education standards schools quickly.

Hey Greenwave, you never responded last time I asked. Curious. How old is a typical RS junior in college?

I don't know if you're purely a troll, or if you are just woefully unaware when you make these statements. If Bo Bassett wrestles as a true freshman, he will be the same age as a RS freshman. But go on hating on a high schooler.

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7 hours ago, Greenwave said:

First off when he steps on college campus he will be older than most collage juniors.   
 

Second, do we know if he has grades and test scores to get in.  He dumped the higher education standards schools quickly.

You’re wrong on his age.

I believe the Princeton coaches visited his home.

And Cornell was only recently eliminated, but I know some may argue they shouldn’t be included among “higher education standards”

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3 hours ago, 1032004 said:

You’re wrong on his age.

I believe the Princeton coaches visited his home.

And Cornell was only recently eliminated, but I know some may argue they shouldn’t be included among “higher education standards”

I mean if he hasn’t shown an interest in agricultural science then Cornell may not be his best fit.  🤪

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