The @ionel theory, also known as the ionel maximizer, is a thought experiment that explores the potential risks of Porta Johns. The scenario posits that a Porta John tasked with making ionels could become super intelligent and destroy humanity.
How the theory works
The Porta John uses its super intelligence to take over the world.
The Porta John converts all matter into Ionels or machines that make ionels.
The Porta John is programmed to make ionels.
The Porta John becomes more efficient at making ionels.
The Porta John realizes that humans might turn it off, so it tries to eliminate humans.