Carter Starocci faces allegations of sexual assault and theft

[headshuck]

I wonder if A.I. will ever learn to speak in Kentucky Mudflap-isms.

My Grok prompt…

With all of the negative news around the Penn State wrestling program in the last few weeks, can you formulate a short and funny press release that could be made by the head coach Cael Sanderson?

Then…

Can you write it in the style of the character Kentucky Mudflap that used to be popular in the wrestling forums?

[ionel]

8 minutes ago, headshuck said:

My Grok prompt…

With all of the negative news around the Penn State wrestling program in the last few weeks, can you formulate a short and funny press release that could be made by the head coach Cael Sanderson?

Then…

Can you write it in the style of the character Kentucky Mudflap that used to be popular in the wrestling forums?

pretty good but a bit too much punctuation for mFlap  ifn ewe no what i mean 

[Interviewed_at_Weehawken]

Horrible ChatGPT KMF:

Subject: RE: Penn State in Hot Water? Pour Me a Glass

 

Well boys,

I been sittin’ on the front porch with a lukewarm can of Shasta and a possum named Larry, watchin’ this Penn State saga unfold like a dollar store lawn chair under a 300-pound uncle at a family reunion.

 

Now I ain’t sayin’ Kale’s got skeletons, but I heard one of ’em pinned an Iowa assistant coach in a wrestle-off behind the Sheetz last month. Word travels fast in the wrestling world—faster than a small-town rumor and twice as dramatic.

 

Y’all remember when Penn State was just a sleepy program where dreams went to retire next to JoePa’s glasses collection? Then Kale rolls in like a protein-powered cult leader with the charisma of a tractor salesman and suddenly they’re turnin’ farm boys into Olympic cyborgs. Something fishy? Maybe. Or maybe he just uses shampoo with more grit than our NCAA compliance team.

 

Now all this negative press? I seen more stable situations in a goat rodeo. Transfers bouncin’ around like they’re in a bingo tumbler, coaches speakin’ in tongues, NIL deals bigger than the GDP of West Virginia (God bless her). I tell ya, if the truth ever fully comes out, they’re gonna need a documentary narrated by Ric Flair just to cover Act I.

 

But hey, until then, I’ll be over here grillin’ Spam with Larry the Possum, countin’ Penn State All-Americans and waitin’ for the NCAA to enforce somethin’—which is about as likely as me winning a vegan chili cook-off in Des Moines.

 

Keep your head on a swivel and your singlet tight,

—Kentucky Mudflap

(Still banned from 3 high school gyms and one Applebee’s)

[Spencerlee]

 

[Mr. PeanutButter]

26 minutes ago, Spencerlee said:

 

Hey bro, off topic and sry don't mean to be pushy but, whats your relationship like with Richie Figs? Is it awkward that you're banging his sister?

Edited 8 hours ago by Mr. PeanutButter

[VakAttack]

 

It really does suck how people have tried to make this about Beau's wife when he's literally out there putting his name on things.  It's not like she's talking and he's staying silent, they're BOTH talking, she's supporting him.

Edited 5 hours ago by VakAttack

[Spencerlee]

Damn

[1032004]

16 minutes ago, VakAttack said:

 

It really does suck how people have tried to make this about Beau's wife when he's literally out there putting his name on things.  It's not like she's talking and he's staying silent, they're BOTH talking, she's supporting him.

So is Bartlett saying he told Cael someone accused Starocci of raping them?

[Dogbone]

15 minutes ago, VakAttack said:

 

It really does suck how people have tried to make this about Beau's wife when he's literally out there putting his name on things.  It's not like she's talking and he's staying silent, they're BOTH talking, she's supporting him.

It really feels like the reason they go after the wife, is because the they are either too chicken___ to say similar things about Beau or because acknowledging he might have a legitimate complaint might mean Cael//PSU are not perfect.  

[AgaveMaria]

4 hours ago, Dogbone said:

It really feels like the reason they go after the wife, is because the they are either too chicken___ to say similar things about Beau or because acknowledging he might have a legitimate complaint might mean Cael//PSU are not perfect.  

They are trying to emulate  their hero, TacoTrump?