Democratizing Bribery

[Wrestleknownothing]

Trump is not sure how the real economy works, but he seems to be mastering the crypto economy.

In the past, if you wanted to bribe a President you would have to give him a bag of cash, which could be problematic. Or maybe create a PAC. Now you can just buy his memecoin. But the problem with the memecoin is Trump needs to sell it to monetize the bribes (unlike World Liberty which just puts dollars directly in his pocket). This can present a real problem. Trump owns 80% of $TRUMP and his lock ups are starting to expire, allowing him to sell. But...

If you sell too much, too fast, the market collapses and what you thought you had in bribes evaporates. And the thing about bribes is you do not want them to evaporate. You need buying pressure to offset your selling pressure. What to do? What to do? 

On a completely unrelated note, Trump just announced that he will host a dinner for the largest 220 holders of $TRUMP. And the top 25 holders will attend a reception with Trump before the dinner. The way it works is that they will track who owns the most $TRUMP between April 23 and May 12 to determine who gets the invites. 

Oh my goodness, I just realized something. This will create buying pressure right when Trump needs it to liquidate his holdings. What a coincidence. Someone alter the President. He probably does not realize this would be a great time to sell right as his lock ups are expiring. How fortuitous. 

[PortaJohn]

7 minutes ago, Wrestleknownothing said:

Oh my goodness, I just realized something. This will create buying pressure right when Trump needs it to liquidate his holdings. What a coincidence. Someone alter the President. He probably does not realize this would be a great time to sell right as his lock ups are expiring. How fortuitous. 

You got it all wrong.  He's just sticking it to the "Libs".  All those commies.  Except Putin.  He's a good commie

[red viking]

Another example of him using his position to line his own personal pockets. "Please buy my meme coin."

Do taxpayers pay for this fancy dinner too?

Edited Thursday at 08:15 PM by red viking

[Scouts Honor]

this just in

GOVT involved in bribery

 

[Scouts Honor]

hey @mspart

were you aware of the LBJ level bribery?

 

[Offthemat]

4 hours ago, Wrestleknownothing said:

Trump is not sure how the real economy works, but he seems to be mastering the crypto economy.

In the past, if you wanted to bribe a President you would have to give him a bag of cash, which could be problematic. Or maybe create a PAC. Now you can just buy his memecoin. But the problem with the memecoin is Trump needs to sell it to monetize the bribes (unlike World Liberty which just puts dollars directly in his pocket). This can present a real problem. Trump owns 80% of $TRUMP and his lock ups are starting to expire, allowing him to sell. But...

If you sell too much, too fast, the market collapses and what you thought you had in bribes evaporates. And the thing about bribes is you do not want them to evaporate. You need buying pressure to offset your selling pressure. What to do? What to do? 

On a completely unrelated note, Trump just announced that he will host a dinner for the largest 220 holders of $TRUMP. And the top 25 holders will attend a reception with Trump before the dinner. The way it works is that they will track who owns the most $TRUMP between April 23 and May 12 to determine who gets the invites. 

Oh my goodness, I just realized something. This will create buying pressure right when Trump needs it to liquidate his holdings. What a coincidence. Someone alter the President. He probably does not realize this would be a great time to sell right as his lock ups are expiring. How fortuitous. 

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[Wrestleknownothing]

27 minutes ago, Offthemat said:

Do you get a commission for these ads?

You are welcome. This is your big chance to meet your hero. Mortgage the house. Cash in your retirement accounts. Sell your car. Borrow from your parents. Liquidate the kids' 529 plans. Get as much $TRUMP as you can while the getting is good. If you truly believe in Trump it is time to prove it by putting your money where your mouth is. Trump wants you to put up so we all shut up. Do it. Do it. Get some of that sweet, sweet $TRUMP. Just think of the riches. Well, not for you. But what is your happiness compared to Trump's? Are you a true believer? Do it. Do it.

[Offthemat]

18 minutes ago, Wrestleknownothing said:

You are welcome. This is your big chance to meet your hero. Mortgage the house. Cash in your retirement accounts. Sell your car. Borrow from your parents. Liquidate the kids' 529 plans. Get as much $TRUMP as you can while the getting is good. If you truly believe in Trump it is time to prove it by putting your money where your mouth is. Trump wants you to put up so we all shut up. Do it. Do it. Get some of that sweet, sweet $TRUMP. Just think of the riches. Well, not for you. But what is your happiness compared to Trump's? Are you a true believer? Do it. Do it.

You didn’t answer the question, or did you?

[Wrestleknownothing]

52 minutes ago, Offthemat said:

You didn’t answer the question, or did you?

Everything you got.

And everything you can borrow.

Thank me later.

[Paul158]

10 hours ago, Offthemat said:

You didn’t answer the question, or did you?

I think WKN is cashing on this. I heard he is getting a 4% commission.

[Wrestleknownothing]

1 hour ago, Paul158 said:

I think WKN is cashing on this. I heard he is getting a 4% commission.

To paraphrase Prizzi's Honor:

Donald Trump would rather eat his children than give up a 4% commission. And he is very fond of his children.