Chris Perry?

[WildTurk]

1 hour ago, Husker_Du said:

Chris Perry's my homeboy. 

What about Mark? The Giant Slayer?

[Gus]

1 hour ago, Husker_Du said:

Chris Perry's my homeboy. 

Now we know for sure that Perry is slamming way too many Bud Heavy’s 

[jackwebster]

I'm suspcious of a positive causal correlation between drinking and weight gain. As a professional alcoholic, I know that if I drink, I drink and abstain from extraneous calorie consumption, I.e. I don't eat. Eating gets in the way of the primary objective, I.e. to get drunk and continue destroying my life. I know that there is more than one way to win the race to the bottom, but fatdrunk is once that I'm not familiar with.

Edited December 4, 2024 by jackwebster

[Interviewed_at_Weehawken]

On 12/2/2024 at 7:11 PM, ionel said:

What are you thoughts on drinking?

Runs in the family...

[MNRodent]

5 hours ago, jackwebster said:

I'm suspcious of a positive causal correlation between drinking and weight gain. As a professional alcoholic, I know that if I drink, I drink and abstain from extraneous calorie consumption, I.e. I don't eat. Eating gets in the way of the primary objective, I.e. to get drunk and continue destroying my life. I know that there is more than one way to win the race to the bottom, but fatdrunk is once that I'm not familiar with.

This is very true. The fat drunk is usually more a case of gluttony, overindulgence, and lack of physical activity. The true alcoholics that I have seen in my lifetime rarely eat, at most once a day, and usually the same thing that they know their stomach can tolerate.

 

[jchapman]

6 hours ago, jackwebster said:

I'm suspcious of a positive causal correlation between drinking and weight gain. As a professional alcoholic, I know that if I drink, I drink and abstain from extraneous calorie consumption, I.e. I don't eat. Eating gets in the way of the primary objective, I.e. to get drunk and continue destroying my life. I know that there is more than one way to win the race to the bottom, but fatdrunk is once that I'm not familiar with.

My wife's uncle was an alcoholic who would just sit and sip his beer at all times.  Christmas dinner?  He's sit at the table and sip his beer.  Never ate.  Said he didn't want to ruin his buzz.

[Hammerlock3]

22 hours ago, Gus said:

Now we know for sure that Perry is slamming way too many Bud Heavy’s 

probably got gout too