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Offthemat

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  1. I think mine is actually sciatica, but it could be Kamela.
  2. Who’s running the country?
  3. Just heard his meeting with Netanyahu Wednesday has been canceled.
  4. I wonder, I mean all we’ve seen is a letter (without letterhead) Biden could be duct taped to a chair somewhere. Or worse.
  5. Just to point out her BS. For anyone who doesn’t understand what this means, twelve feet away from the roof peak the roof surface is only a foot below the peak.
  6. It’s simple. Saying there was an insurrection on Jan 6th is a lie. Blaming Trump for what happened that day is a lie. Saying it was three hours before Trump messaged for folks to “be peaceful” and to “respect law enforcement” “they’re on our side” is a lie. TDS is real.
  7. 81 million votes my ass.
  8. Elections have consequences, and stolen elections have catastrophic consequences.
  9. Is Barney Sanders too old to run, he got a lot of votes last time.
  10. The dimocrats that couldn’t get Trump removed from the ballot are now going to try to remove Biden from the ballot.
  11. Jill Biden Drops Out Of Presidential Race POLITICS· Jul 21, 2024 · BabylonBee.com Click here to view this article with reduced ads. WASHINGTON, D.C. — Jill Biden has formally dropped out of the 2024 presidential race, she announced today at a press conference that was supposed to be for her husband. "I cannot in good conscience continue," the acting president said as her husband wandered around somewhere backstage. Journalists expressed shock and disappointment to learn that not only has Joe Biden been a decrepit old man for the last three years — he hasn't even been president. "Well, this is news to me!" said CNN's Jake Tapper. "I could've sworn she was the first lady, and that Biden was a normal person just two weeks ago." Jill Biden said she would not seek a second term because she was tired of everyone thinking her husband was the real president. "He's a skeleton in a skin suit that has been reanimated by dark magicks to nod and smile at people. Frankly, I'm insulted no one has caught on that I'm the actual president," she complained. "I'm tired of him getting all the glory!" Neither Jill nor her husband took any questions. At publishing time, Jill Biden had begun working on plans for her husband's presidential library — which she would make sure was all about her.
  12. Must be blissful to be you.
  13. Jan. 6th? The Fedsurrection? Where Trump supporters lost their lives? And Kamela and some kids were guided right past a bomb? It’s not ignored, it’s being better understood every day.
  14. Exactly. There’s no way now that the candidate will be chosen democratically.
  15. Some states have deadlines for getting on the ballot that fall before the convention. If Kamela isn’t chosen will she resort to the 25th Amendment?
  16. Will be extremely unlikely to be democratic.
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