Offthemat

Some people wouldn’t recognize the truth if it was stuck between their teeth, or somewhere else. Some people are scoundrels. Some people have both properties.

What a preposterous statement. Entire? You need to drop tiktok.

The recorded evidence of the Ukrainian bribery is claimed by the Ukrainian oligarch to be in his possession. Congress has no subpoena power over Ukrainian oligarchs and he has no motivation for self incrimination. The proof is in the pudding, biden’s admission, the actions taken, and the bank deposits. There’s no value in relying on Ukrainian proceedings; you get what you pay for. More importantly, anyone who doesn’t see evidence for impeachment and removal (Romney) only needs to visit the southern border. Adding to the NY mayor and governor’s pleadings, now the dim governor of AZ is demanding over $50billion to deal with the illegals. Dereliction of duty and a threat to National security is enough.

Two words: Kamela Harris.

Yeah, but don’t sell Plasma short.

It looked like a hyperextension in the replay. I kinda took issue with the ref calling stalling on him when he was wrestling injured. I hope it wasn’t as bad as it looked. The announcers were so homer that they could have been watching a different match. One said Caldwell had come from North Carolina.

Reece Witcraft

He’s gonna need a different type of headgear if he plans on perfecting that dive.

Jordan Williams made the Big 12 highlight reel.

Spoiler Alert. I haven’t seen that one yet.

No…

Oh boy OT.

Just trying to liven things up.

Does Doucet know the assassin?

Peoples Choice lineup.

Guess the ESPN+ lineup was wrong.

Plott is scoring a lot of bonus points this year.

Definitely!

Lineup said Jersey Robb at 197.

The dive should have scored better - no splash whatsoever.

Jamison’s elbow is hurt.

Spratley should shelf him.

In the meantime, how about taking a stab at it yourself.

There’s a few other descriptors that would work, as well.