Good work on the "legit." I admit you got me.
That doesn't change the fact that the Bible has more actual history that whatever your unbelievably flawed understanding of US history is. Did your state require US History as a graduation requirement.
And "Black Belt Magazine" is a terrible source. Find a respected historical source, please.
"An atheist, a vegan, a crossfitter, and a marathoner walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."