Mr. PeanutButter

Flying out to Iowa for the Lee-Ono event. The drive to Easton will be much more manageable from there. Thanks! You've always been there when I've needed you

Where can I get this in the washington/Oregon area?

Neutral offense: Brett Ungar Baseline defense: Nick Stemmet Scrambling: Ayala Speed: Nelson Brands Pace: Amine Top: Luke Lilledahl Bottom: Joey Cruz Mental: Poznanski

ugh, 15 minutes expired just as I was about to edit. Thanks for the catch. And yes, calzones are on the menu

WrestleStat | Wrestler Comparison for Drake Ayala vs Braeden Davis Ayala beat Davis 4-2 last year in their only meeting

picks from the heart: 125 - boring match, Cruz gets a last second takedown and stall rides the ankle. PSU fans are LIVID but I get to post the gif of RBY vs Gross and giggle gleefully. 3-0 Iowa 133 - Ayala dec. looks very similar to the Byrd match. Super boring. 6-0 Iowa 141 - Bart Simpson gets his offense going for all of 19 seconds for a 5-0 decision. 6-3 Iowa 149 - Parco decision 5-4. 9-3 Iowa 157 - Teemer decision; gives up 2 stall calls that he immediately follows up with blast doubles. 12-3 Iowa 165 - Messybrick major. I love Caliendo but it doesn't really seem like he got that much better since last year. The gap is wide here. 12-7 Iowa 174 - Haines comes close to a major. 12-10 Iowa 184 - Boring, tight match. Carter rides out his period on top but Gabe gets in on a late high crotch, lifts and drops Starocci for the rideout win. Gabe does his weird cross armed pose which Carter "sweet, gentle young man with movie star aspirations" Starocci takes issues with, pushes Gabe, gets team point deducted. The comments on twitter and the PSU board are hilariously self-unaware. 13-9 Iowa. 197 - Buchanan 2 takedowns to none but Barr gets in deep several times. 16-9 Iowa. 285 - Keuter gets thoroughly controlled in a 2 takedown match. 16-12 Iowa. I immediately go out to the clubs with the girls. For the smooth brains out there - don't even try coming at me about how unreasonable this is because IDGAF. Go eat a calzone.

Gilman's shots... Did not look good

No, it was actually your 2nd favorite wrestler, Carter "future Oscar nominee and all around nice, bright young man" Starocci who did all that. I was trying to do a bit but you shut it down

What would your reaction be if I claimed that your favorite wrestler, Spencer Lee, did all that?

Yeah, that was shameful. I was hoping that, after the "cheating lying sons of b!tche$", debacle several years ago somebody in the administration would talk to the coaches about their over the top antics. Looks like nobody who matters cares

Ok I think I'm getting it now. If you're going to say heads will roll, why not say your opponent's damn name? Commit all the way!

I'll be honest, I don't really understand what you're saying. I'm at a bar with friends so my reading comprehension has been compromised. We might just be talking past each other.

The way I remember it from undergrad anatomy and physiology - - supinate is what you would do with your wrist to hold a bowl of soup in your palm

I'm on my phone so not sure if the link will display with the timestamp correctly. If not, go to the 1:08.05 mark. To me it looks very clearly like brands is holding up 3 and then supinates his hand. You can still see the pinky if you pause right at that moment.

Educate me then

Right. Can you give a relative timestamp of when this allegedly occurred? After 184?

It is a little cringey but is still leagues better than: Threatening public exposure at a graveyard Threatening to physically assault an opposing team's coach Mouthing off to Dieringer after losing to him Misspelling Marstellar's name and insulting him on Twitter, again after losing Sorta kinda insinuating retirement after defaulting out of the Big Ten tournament and leaving your teammates behind Posting a picture of a dildo to social media. Yeah, I get it, it's not the smoothest callout but are we really so uptight as a community that we need to complain about every single tiny thing? This kinda stuff isn't my jam but I can appreciate it's potential effect on raising the stakes for a match that most likely will be rather one sided

You're so boring

Good win but that was unsatisfying to watch

You're wrong as someone else pointed out. But, if you think about it, every single wrestler is a transfer. Some just transfer from high school...

Is that Marijuana print on Sasso's headgear

Good use of stall call there.

Lovett looks good this year but he looked great last year as well and still lost to Parco during the regular season (and once more at NCAAs)

Maybe. His career bonus point rate is in the 30s and was 24% or thereabouts last year so this just might be who he is against decent competition

Sigh. Parco appears content to continue to let the bonus point incentive pay slip away