JimmyCinnabon

All names are made up.

So do I. I can make 165lbs for sure this season. I can probably get all the way down to 149lbs.

Let me ask you this one time. What is Nick Suriano?

Oh it's a sweet graph.

Bro you REALLY like numbers. Like REALLY like them.

Yup. That's totally what I said. You understood me completely.

Player? What you're describing with him messaging random brand new freshman makes him sound more like a predator than anything else.

That isn't time on your hands, buddy.

That would be impossible. People were using the camp as proof that Beau's wife Syd was making the whole thing up. What are those people supposed to do now?

What the media won't tell you is that when Syd was a little girl she found Carmen San Diego when nobody else could. Check Mate, bro.

I can't tell if this is over the line or right on it.

Well if he is as religious as he claims he is then my bet would be a church, praying to his god for a time machine.

Maybe these two can beat the hell out of each other so we all win?

You would love that wouldn't you.

Boy this sounds really familiar.

My prediction is that Bo gives a dogsh*t take on the whole thing.

I will focus on this one since I have personal experience with it. I couldn't disagree more with your assessment that it's hard to separate assault from wrestling. It's not. As a teen I had a guy on my team who was just like Carter. He did all of this sh*t that Carter is being accused of and it certainly could not be confused with wrestling. Believe me when I tell you that these guys that do this don't just grab your junk and stick two of their fingers all the way up your ass and move on, they love doing it and they make sure you know it's intentional. It's 50% of the reason I quit wrestling after nine years when I would have likely been a kid who qualified for PIAA states in high school because I was good enough. The article does mention that Carter did some of these things to teammates in front of Cael.

We couldn't have drawn it up any better buy we could have easily predicted it.

Literally anything because it appears as if they did literally nothing.

Oh god are we going too meta?

He also hosts a religious podcast disguised as a wrestling podcast.

This seems to be the prevailing theme at Penn State.

The University Park Police are not rent-a-cops though. University Park, Pa (the campus) has its own zip code and own police department.