Guess what, friends?! Iowa's beloved authoritarian governor who prided herself on mandating that schools and bidnesses open prematurely, and who prided herself on lifting mask suggestions early, is going to be in a little bit of a pickle splaing herself!
Her husband has been recently diagnosed with lung cancer, so when he begins treatments he will sure to be told to wear a mask, limit his exposure to others, and have others wear masks around him. So, will COVID Kim defy these suggestions, or suddenly realize that she was irresponsible all along by telling people to risk loved ones' lives?
We shall see...