Daton Fix Aint Got Nothing On Ysaora Thibbus

[Wrestleknownothing]

Giving new meaning to French Kiss is this story from The Athletic:

"The Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) has cleared French Olympic fencer Ysaora Thibus of an anti-doping rule violation after judges accepted the contamination was due to kissing her former partner.

Following an in-person hearing at headquarters in Lausanne, Switzerland in March, CAS issued a verdict Monday saying its judges accepted Thibus’ contamination was due to kissing her then-partner over a period of nine days who had been consuming ostarine without her knowledge, dismissing an appeal made by WADA which sought a four-year ban for the French athlete."

CAS clearly gives extra points for creativity and originality leaving me to think Aaron Brooks wasn't trying hard enough.

[MPhillips]

Maybe Brooks and her can get together and start a family. 

[ionel]

Why didn't Fix just say he was making out in his dad's garage?  

[happyvalet]

Fix passed a lie detector test fwiw 

[Wrestleknownothing]

22 minutes ago, happyvalet said:

Fix passed a lie detector test fwiw 

If you end a sentence with "for what its worth", you know what it is worth. 

[happyvalet]

Just now, Wrestleknownothing said:

If you end a sentence with "for what its worth", you know what it is worth. 

The investigators thought it was worth something

[Hammerlock3]

42 minutes ago, MPhillips said:

Maybe Brooks and her can get together and start a family. 

idk when you're on cycle I'm pretty sure the swimmers aren't working very well.....

When I saw this title I assumed someone had somehow placed 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th in some sort of individual sport. 

[BigRedFan]

Triathlete:

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The headline that the metabolite of Ligandrol, a selective androgen receptor modulator (SARM), got into Simmonds’ system through intimate relations with her partner, who — unbeknownst to her was taking PEDs while trying to improve his physique — is, as so often in similar cases and as social media proves, easy to scoff at.

Curler:

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In the 15-page CAS decision forwarded by Harris' lawyers, the curler argued she did not know nor suspect that her husband had been consuming Ligandrol, or that intimate contact represented a risk of contamination with prohibited substances.

11-time world champion canoer:

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 In 2019, she tested positive for traces of ligandrol. The top athlete denied knowingly taking a forbidden substance that resulted in her suspension from competition. In January 2020, the ICF accepted Lapointe’s evidence which supported that she was the victim of third-party contamination of bodily fluids from her former boyfriend, a sports enthusiast, who took the substance, and cleared her retroactively of all charges to return to training and competition.

Boxer:

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Boxer Virginia “Ginny” Fuchs has been cleared of any wrongdoing by the US Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) after she successfully argued banned substances found their way into her system through unprotected sex.

Tennis player:

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Ukrainian Dayana Yastremska's provisional doping suspension has been lifted with immediate effect as there was no fault or negligence on her part, an independent tribunal under the Tennis Anti-Doping Programme said on Tuesday.

Yastremska, 21, was suspended in January after the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) found a banned substance in an out-of-competition urine sample she submitted.

She denied using performance-enhancing drugs and said the positive test was the result of a "contamination event." 

 

 

[Spencerlee]

Aaron Brooks would’ve been a better example at the moment

[forkemaz]

3 hours ago, BigRedFan said:

Triathlete:

Curler:

11-time world champion canoer:

Boxer:

Tennis player:

 

Thats pretty wild

[boconnell]

I don't know why any sport pretends they are clean.  It's clearly a joke at the top level of pretty much every sport.  I feel bad for anybody actually following the rules.

[jackwebster]

11 hours ago, happyvalet said:

Fix passed a lie detector test fwiw 

for more on this breaking development, we're gonna check-in with our Chief  Libelous Cliche officer Chad Stacy: "You know Kurt, I can't help but think he's a socopath."

Edited Tuesday at 11:27 AM by jackwebster