Biden says his Uncle Boozie was eaten by cannibals

[JimmyBT]

I had an uncle Boozie just like Biden did.  Mine wasn’t eaten by cannibals like he claims his was.  Biden claims his uncle Boozies plane went down over New Guinea and his body was never found because of cannibalism.  The military claims this is a lie as the plane was recorded as lost at sea.  Old mush brain sure lies a lot. 
 

 

[JimmyBT]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/17/politics/biden-uncle-cannibals-new-guinea/index.html

[Scouts Honor]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13327529/Biden-cannibalism-uncle-Papua-New-Guinea-outraged-academics.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_mailonline

[mspart]

The gift that keeps on giving.

mspart

[ionel]

Which is more surprising:
A) that Joe has an uncle named Boozie,
B) that cannibals would really want to eat a Biden or a Finnegan,
C) that Boozie flew a single engine plane but it had 2 when went down,
D) that Joe's uncles signed up after D-day but the plane went down before,

E) that cannibals don't live on New Guinea Islands they live in the sea, or

F) all of the above? 
 

[ionel]

As Joe's grampy Embelishit Finnegan always said:  "if you are going to tell a story make it a whopper!" 

[Paul158]

17 hours ago, ionel said:

Which is more surprising:
A) that Joe has an uncle named Boozie,
B) that cannibals would really want to eat a Biden or a Finnegan,
C) that Boozie flew a single engine plane but it had 2 when went down,
D) that Joe's uncles signed up after D-day but the plane went down before,

E) that cannibals don't live on New Guinea Islands they live in the sea, or

F) all of the above? 
 

This is a difficult decision, but I am going to go with F. Our enemies are elated that Old Joe is running for a 2nd term.

[headshuck]

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/papua-new-guinea-leader-blasts-biden-claiming-uncle-eaten-cannibals

Nothing a few billion can’t patch up.

[ionel]

45 minutes ago, headshuck said:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/papua-new-guinea-leader-blasts-biden-claiming-uncle-eaten-cannibals

Nothing a few billion can’t patch up.

I'm sure Karine Jean-Pierrethe will be able to convince the Prime Minister that Joe got emotional so he made up a wild story.  I mean who wouldn't get emotional if your uncle were eaten by cannibals?  Pretty sure this is why the military deployed the P-38 (twin engine) fighter to the Pacific theater and the P-51 (single engine) to Europe.  Fighter pilots refused to fly over the cannibals unless they had two engines.