ILLINIWrestlingBlog Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 On the official roster for Clarion, they have a wrestler by the name of “Suds Dubler.” That’s right. Suds. Dubler. Sounds like a character played by Will Ferrell. In other words, FAKE NEWS. If you go to the website (or you can see a screenshot below), you’ll notice that Suds Dubler IS ACTUALLY YIANNI DIAKAMOHOLIS AFTER A MONTH OF PROTEIN SHAKES! A second clue is the name itself. Suds Dubler is an anagram of “riddles” as long as you carefully add an “i” and take out a “b” and a “u” and another “u.” Are there other clues on the official Clarion roster website? You bet. His “position” is listed as 165. Nobody in Pennsylvania would use “position” instead of “weight” for a wrestler. Do they think we’re stupid? DYOR. On top of that Suds Dubler supposedly comes from a town called Irvona, Pennsylvania, but if you look at a map of that state, THERE’S NO IRVONA IN PENNSYLVANIA. Whomever is behind this has even fooled Wrestlestat.com with fake match results, crisis actors and who knows what else. I don’t know what their game is yet, or whether this is a Russian, Chinese or Amish disinformation campaign, but I’m going to keep a close eye on this so-called “Suds Dubler.” Where We Wrestle One, We Wrestle All. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILLINIWrestlingBlog Posted March 31 Author Share Posted March 31 Below you see a map of the State of Pennsylvania. I challenge you to find “Irvona” on that map. Good luck. It’s not there. Who is pulling the strings on this hoax? Is Yianni coming back heavier and under an assumed name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryConnickJr Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Step away from the edge please 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingcement Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Suds Dubler sounds like a very clean guy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawrestler Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Guys, I think he's actually onto something here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threadkilla Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Wow. They are identical. and I'm only a couple inches away on the map. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ionel Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Its gonna be a long off season isn't it? 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripnsweep Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 He sounds about as legit as Sidd Finch. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gimpeltf Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 (edited) I know you're just having fun but there are a lot of Pa towns you won't find on that map. Like Nazareth and Northampton. Works out to more than an acre a person! Edited March 31 by gimpeltf 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idaho Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Looks like he was a good football player as well...Must be Irish. 1 Sponsored by INTERMAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILLINIWrestlingBlog Posted March 31 Author Share Posted March 31 Oh for crying out loud! 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripnsweep Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 14 minutes ago, ILLINIWrestlingBlog said: Oh for crying out loud! Kyle Dake getting younger and heavier. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexRef Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 7 hours ago, Tripnsweep said: He sounds about as legit as Sidd Finch. It already is.....SIGH 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarSeries Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 April Fools is tomorrow! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ionel Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 4 hours ago, BarSeries said: April Fools is tomorrow! IWB just getting warmed up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILLINIWrestlingBlog Posted March 31 Author Share Posted March 31 4 hours ago, BarSeries said: April Fools is tomorrow! The thing is Suds Dubler is 100% real. You can go to the Clarion website and see for yourself. The only questions are whether he is in fact a real person, a disinformation campaign, a Yianni clone or one of the pod people. As for Potatoes McBrewster, they took that page down. Suspicious, no? P.S. If enough of you go to the Clarion website and vouch for the fact that Suds Dubler (i.e. Giant Yianni) IS NOT THERE, I'll know that I'm ******* crazy. Either way, that would be valuable information to have. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILLINIWrestlingBlog Posted March 31 Author Share Posted March 31 12 hours ago, Tripnsweep said: He sounds about as legit as Sidd Finch. Didn't understand the reference. Googled it. HILARIOUS! Reminds me of a project that I'm working on that some will probably allege is complete bull**** even though it's 100% true. There was a guy from Dagestan named Magomed Islaniev who came to America and wrestled in (some say) about 80 high school tournaments around the country over a number of years. He rented himself out as a ringer. His greatest achievement was winning the 155 and 167 weights back-to-back at the 1985 IHSA tournament. He had to wrestle up a weight so he could change and get back to the mat in time. He died in a motorcycle accident. We're looking for actors to play that part (strong Eastern European accent a must), various 1980s-era coaches (should look comfortable in singlet and t-shirt), and some opponents (looking specifically for Greg Brady haircuts). If interested, call me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elevator Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 14 hours ago, ILLINIWrestlingBlog said: On the official roster for Clarion, they have a wrestler by the name of “Suds Dubler.” That’s right. Suds. Dubler. Sounds like a character played by Will Ferrell. In other words, FAKE NEWS. If you go to the website (or you can see a screenshot below), you’ll notice that Suds Dubler IS ACTUALLY YIANNI DIAKAMOHOLIS AFTER A MONTH OF PROTEIN SHAKES! A second clue is the name itself. Suds Dubler is an anagram of “riddles” as long as you carefully add an “i” and take out a “b” and a “u” and another “u.” Are there other clues on the official Clarion roster website? You bet. His “position” is listed as 165. Nobody in Pennsylvania would use “position” instead of “weight” for a wrestler. Do they think we’re stupid? DYOR. On top of that Suds Dubler supposedly comes from a town called Irvona, Pennsylvania, but if you look at a map of that state, THERE’S NO IRVONA IN PENNSYLVANIA. Whomever is behind this has even fooled Wrestlestat.com with fake match results, crisis actors and who knows what else. I don’t know what their game is yet, or whether this is a Russian, Chinese or Amish disinformation campaign, but I’m going to keep a close eye on this so-called “Suds Dubler.” Where We Wrestle One, We Wrestle All. Keeping my eye on the Amish if/when I get to Lancaster County. You think they are working w Putin? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idaho Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 10 hours ago, ILLINIWrestlingBlog said: Oh for crying out loud! My kinda guy! 2 2 Sponsored by INTERMAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGTENFANBOY Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 9 hours ago, ILLINIWrestlingBlog said: The thing is Suds Dubler is 100% real. You can go to the Clarion website and see for yourself. The only questions are whether he is in fact a real person, a disinformation campaign, a Yianni clone or one of the pod people. As for Potatoes McBrewster, they took that page down. Suspicious, no? P.S. If enough of you go to the Clarion website and vouch for the fact that Suds Dubler (i.e. Giant Yianni) IS NOT THERE, I'll know that I'm ******* crazy. Either way, that would be valuable information to have. https://www.pa-wrestling.com/hs/teams/glendale/athlete_stats.htm?id=141891 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husker_Du Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 true story, i'm in a fantasy football league (ran by David Taylor) with Suds Dubler's dad. 1 1 TBD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ionel Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 3 hours ago, Husker_Du said: true story, i'm in a fantasy football league (ran by David Taylor) with Suds Dubler's dad. Are you talking about Soapy Dubler? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husker_Du Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 no. his name is Brew. 2 1 TBD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gimpeltf Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 4 hours ago, Husker_Du said: Snow removal businesses are very real. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILLINIWrestlingBlog Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 11 hours ago, Husker_Du said: true story, i'm in a fantasy football league (ran by David Taylor) with Suds Dubler's dad. I knew it was you! The brains behind the conspiracy. Does his son really, really look like Yianni, or was that a joke or a hoax? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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