Hutmacher is unimpressive; Kueter is tiny

[Jimmy Cinnabon]

Hutmacher was huge but had zero gas tank.  Unless he improves that significantly I don't see him as a AA threat.

Kueter only weighed in at 220 pounds.  I doubt he'll be able to add much good weight while he gets into wrestling shape.  Maybe he can be the next Anthony Cassar?

[ionel]

"zero" ... he made it 7 minutes didnt he?  When did he give up the takedown?  Its his first real 7 minute match since when? 

[D3 for LU]

 

... Jimney SicklySweetbuns!

D3

[JimmyBT]

1 hour ago, ionel said:

"zero" ... he made it 7 minutes didnt he?  When did he give up the takedown?  Its his first real 7 minute match since when? 

When did he get a takedown? 

[ionel]

1 hour ago, JimmyBT said:

When did he get a takedown? 

How many takedowns do you normally see in a hwt match? Check with Wkn if you are unsure. 

[WildTurk]

No mention of Hill?

[WildTurk]

Kueter would have been living on Hut's legs.  

[BIGTENFANBOY]

22 minutes ago, WildTurk said:

Kueter would have been living on Hut's legs.  

He maybe have taken a ton of shot but he also could have gotten smuthered under neath. Being in on 285lbs Hut's legs would not have been a good strategy for Kueter.

[WildTurk]

3 minutes ago, BIGTENFANBOY said:

He maybe have taken a ton of shot but he also could have gotten smuthered under neath. Being in on 285lbs Hut's legs would not have been a good strategy for Kueter.

It was a good strategy for the 235 pound less talented Hill.  Ben Kueter knows what to when he gets to a leg.  He may have gotten stuffed a couple times but I'm sure a couple of his shots would've connected 

[ionel]

29 minutes ago, WildTurk said:

Kueter would have been living on Hut's legs.  

or dying 

[WildTurk]

1 minute ago, ionel said:

or dying 

JR world champs tend to figure things out

[ionel]

7 minutes ago, WildTurk said:

JR world champs tend to figure things out

I'm sure he would but don't think it'd be living on the Masher's legs.

[WildTurk]

6 minutes ago, ionel said:

I'm sure he would but don't think it'd be living on the Masher's legs.

Well I do. Maybe not the first period while he wears him down.  After that Ben would be on the move 

Edited January 13 by WildTurk

[BIGTENFANBOY]

1 hour ago, WildTurk said:

It was a good strategy for the 235 pound less talented Hill.  Ben Kueter knows what to when he gets to a leg.  He may have gotten stuffed a couple times but I'm sure a couple of his shots would've connected 

Hill didnt use the "living on his legs" strategy. Kueter using the "living on his legs" strategy would have been very bad had he wrestled. 

Wear him out froma distance, make Hutch gas then out slick him for an outside takedown is what would have worked, and what worked for Hill. Big difference buddy.

[BIGTENFANBOY]

59 minutes ago, WildTurk said:

Well I do. Maybe not the first period while he wears him down.  After that Ben would be on the move 

Living on his legs assumes hes gridning shot after shot being under him. Thats not what would work. Being on his feet and taking slick outside shots (like the one Hill did for the takedown) after gassing gour opponent out is what would work. So yes you are wrong.

Edited January 13 by BIGTENFANBOY

[JimmyBT]

2 hours ago, ionel said:

How many takedowns do you normally see in a hwt match? Check with Wkn if you are unsure. 

But but but he’s the polar bear 

[Pinnacle]

Connabon strikes again

[CHROMEBIRD]

Cinnabon has such a mean girl vibe. Save the tiny Cooter talk, bro.

[sisi]

Come March, he will be ready.

[WildTurk]

6 hours ago, BIGTENFANBOY said:

Living on his legs assumes hes gridning shot after shot being under him. Thats not what would work. Being on his feet and taking slick outside shots (like the one Hill did for the takedown) after gassing gour opponent out is what would work. So yes you are wrong.

In the post you just quoted of mine I said Ben would gas him out in the first and then BK would be on the move getting to his leg attacks thereafter.  You pretty much just agreed with me. 

He can still live on the legs in the 2nd and 3rd period. So no, I am not wrong. 

[FanOfPurdueWrestling]

1 hour ago, sisi said:

Come March, he will be ready.

I think this is true of Hutmacker and Keuter. Unsure which you’re talking about but Keuter is a known quantity with a u20 world title and Hutmacker clearly has the pedigree he just needs to get in shape, knock the rust off, and get beat up and coached up by tervel dlagnev for a couple months 

[BIGTENFANBOY]

1 hour ago, WildTurk said:

In the post you just quoted of mine I said Ben would gas him out in the first and then BK would be on the move getting to his leg attacks thereafter.  You pretty much just agreed with me. 

He can still live on the legs in the 2nd and 3rd period. So no, I am not wrong. 

No youre wrong. Again the straegty you propose of Kueter "living" on Hutch's legs would not work. It would also gas Kueter out due to being stuck under a full 285lber giving Hutch the opportunity to smuther Kueter underneath and spin behind. Scoring a slick outside shot like Hill did IS NOT LIVING ON HUTCH'S LEGS. SO YOU ARE WRONG. 

[WildTurk]

32 minutes ago, BIGTENFANBOY said:

No youre wrong. Again the straegty you propose of Kueter "living" on Hutch's legs would not work. It would also gas Kueter out due to being stuck under a full 285lber giving Hutch the opportunity to smuther Kueter underneath and spin behind. Scoring a slick outside shot like Hill did IS NOT LIVING ON HUTCH'S LEGS. SO YOU ARE WRONG. 

Holy crap. We are done here.  Moving on

[BIGTENFANBOY]

1 hour ago, WildTurk said:

Holy crap. We are done here.  Moving on

Cuz you were wrong.

[ILLINIWrestlingBlog]

BOARD QUESTION: Can I Say That I Was a Stand-Up Comedian?

 

About ten years ago, I decided to do an open mic at a comedy club in Myrtle Beach. I had about 20 minutes of “A” material and wanted to see how an audience of humans responded to it. Turns out, I was more nervous about this than at any time I spent arguing in court. I drank a couple of beers and had a Dad-at-your-kid’s-birthday-party-at-your-ex-wife’s-house buzz going.

When it was my turn, I went with my duck call joke, and the crowd roared. I did bits about GPS, zombies, the Golden Age of Hollywood monsters, why my doctor pissed me off and some other things. I made fun of North Carolina. I was killing it.

After ten minutes, though, I drew a blank.

Instead of signing off with something like, “I hate you all” or “I have an urgent desire to be alone,” I told a joke about ****jobs on porn sites. Well, the manager had told all of us beforehand that we couldn’t go blue. From the stage, I noticed that same guy running up at me like Peter Griffin at a concert. I hurried up with the punchline before he snatched the microphone away.

 

 

 

So, my first question is this: Can I say that I was a stand-up comedian without further explanation? My second question is whether I can put the following on a resume:

 

JOB: Stand-up Comedian

DATES:  January 17, 2013 at 9:43 pm (Eastern) to January 17, 2013 at 9:53 pm (Eastern)

EMPLOYER:  The Comedy Cabana, 9588 N Kings Hwy, Myrtle Beach, SC

PERSON TO CONTACT:  I would rather that you not contact them.

REASON FOR LEAVING:  I told a dirty joke.