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So there was thread on the appropriate board (MMA) but not enough comments for your liking so a new thread was created here?  Makes sense. 

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I bet $10 on a parlay. I took Under 3.5 minutes + Nickal to land 20+ strikes. Then DraftKings took my money because I lost and I paid my bet.

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2 minutes ago, bnwtwg said:

I bet $10 on a parlay. I took Under 3.5 minutes + Nickal to land 20+ strikes. Then DraftKings took my money because I lost and I paid my bet.

why the parlay?

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11 minutes ago, Idaho said:

Every Sunday. morning with my kids. 

Right after potato pancakes correct?

You seem like a no pastry man.

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1 hour ago, Wrestleknownothing said:

why the parlay?

Nickal had the lowest odds in UFC history so finding any action that would give a decent return was hard to find or too crazy for my risk appetite. But I'm a degenerate and thought he would want to show off his hands to earn a title fight soon so I took the juice. And I was correct... I just didn't think Nickal had strong hands for a standing KO, tomato can or not - I figured it would be a few punches + kicks darting in and out -> takedown -> ground & pound for 20+ strikes total.

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54 minutes ago, ionel said:

Right after potato pancakes correct?

You seem like a no pastry man.

Potato pancakes - now you're talking.  Had a Jewish kid in my elementary school.  His dad came in and made potato pancakes for everyone - I've been in love ever since

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2 hours ago, Jimmy Cinnabon said:

Even the MMA board hardly has a peep about it...

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