You’re the only one I know who can answer this from a place of authority. We need your help. How did you handle a situation where an illegal alien tried to set you on fire on a train? Did you pull a Mr Miagi karate kid defense on a train? Did you Jedi mind trick and say these are not the Americans you’re looking for? Did you Mork and Mindy nanu nanu your way out of it? Did you pull an 80s montage song and somehow out smart them?