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Scouts Honor

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  1. such a good lil fascist
  2. i agree, letting the PLO administer gaza and then giving it up was a huge mistake by the isrealis
  3. putin was cooling. then zelensky began trying to take him out. putin got hot again. zelensky knows how to play the game. he doesn't want peace
  4. it's a genocide... but not in the way you think
  5. eat is the only word where if you take the first letter and move to the end it spells the past tense
  6. nothing that happened during the biden admin was his fault. i agree. he wasn't in charge. however, other leftists were.
  7. only palestinian lives matter... except to hamas Eitan Fischberger on X: "A Play in Three Parts: 1. Hamas executed 11 Palestinians in Gaza yesterday. 2. Nobody in the media or "human rights industrial complex" cared. 3. The end. https://t.co/nQtyq1VrHW" / X
  8. no mercy for traitors so i think it is a genocide...but not the way you think
  9. Ten men go out for beer. The bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. He said, "Since you are all such good customers, I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80." The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes, so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men -- the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his "fair share"? They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay! And so: The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings). The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings). The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings). The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings). The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings). The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings). Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, "but he got $10!" "Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!" "That's true!!"shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only $2 ? The wealthy get all the breaks!" "Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!" The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill! And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up any more. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
  10. not nearly enough misspellings and made up words to be mudflap though grok has a bit to learn
  11. See new posts explain liberals to me in the style of kentucky mudflap Alright, buckle up, partner, ‘cause we’re gonna take a wild ride through the liberal landscape, Kentucky Mudflap style—greasy, gritty, and straight from the heart of a pickup truck’s undercarriage. Liberals, see, they’re folks who reckon the world’s a big ol’ barn dance where everybody oughta get a turn on the floor, whether they got two left feet or not. They’re all about spreadin’ the love, openin’ the gates, and makin’ sure the government’s got a hand in fixin’ what’s broke—kinda like a mechanic with a wrench for every bolt, even if it don’t always fit. Now, picture a fella in a flannel shirt, sippin’ oat milk latte, talkin’ ‘bout “systemic this” and “equity that.” Liberals lean hard into the idea that society’s got some rusty gears—inequality, injustice, and the like—and they wanna grease ‘em up with big programs, like healthcare for all or free college. They figure the government’s the best wrench for the job, taxin’ the rich to pave the way for the little guy. Sounds sweet as a peach cobbler, but sometimes it’s like tryin’ to fix a tractor with a paperclip—good intentions, questionable results. They’re big on change, too, like a mudflap flappin’ in the wind. Climate change? They’re hootin’ and hollerin’ for windmills and electric cars faster than you can say “coal mine.” Social change? They’re out there pushin’ for inclusivity, diversity, and rights for folks who ain’t always had a seat at the table—think LGBTQ+ folks, minorities, or immigrants. They’ll wave a rainbow flag or march for a cause quicker than a hog to a slop bucket. But don’t get it twisted—some folks reckon they’re so open-minded their brains done fell out, focusin’ on feelings over facts or cancellin’ anybody who don’t sing their tune. Now, I ain’t sayin’ they’re wrong or right—Kentucky Mudflap don’t take sides; he just calls it like he sees it. Liberals got their hearts in a big ol’ bucket of compassion, but their plans can feel like a muddy backroad—well-meanin’ but tough to navigate. They’re the folks who’d give you the shirt off their back, then tax you for wearin’ it. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re keepin’ the conversation lively, like a bar fight at a honky-tonk. That’s liberals, y’all—big dreams, bigger debates, and a whole lotta mud to sling.
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