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Don't you put that Rio voodoo on Elor!

Has anyone ever heard the stories of Jordan intentionally destroying Clyde Drexler while practicing for the Dream Team to assert his dominance like godzilla?

HIghly doubt that extremely sensationalized blurb had any truth whatsoever behind it. Like Abraham Lincoln once said, "Don't trust everything you read on the internet."

At least we know that if Brooks makes it to Saturday we don't have to worry about making weight

Well I may be wrong but some quick napkin math tells me there can be up to 3 returning world champs per weight (one UWW weight below, oly weight, up a UWW weight). Weights with defending champs, oly weight listed first. Cut down in bold and bump up italicized On paper, the toughest weight and only with three defending champs was WFS 68kg and we saw what the wrecking ball known as Amit Elor did to that bracket. Overall, only three brackets have multiple defending champs and two do not have a defending champ (both MFS). So as of today, out of 5 champs across 9 weights (excluding Elor obviously) the US has drawn into 4 defending. 45% of matches were against the best in the business right off the bat. If that's not the textbook definition of "tough draw" then I don't know what is, short of being Elor and being literally the best in the world yourself. MFS 57 Micic (57, withdrew) 65 Musukaev (65), Retherford (70) 74 None 86 None 97 Tazhudinov (97) 125 Zare (125) WFS 50 Susaki (50) 53 Fujinami (53) 57 Sakurai (57) 62 Tynybekova (62) 68 Tosun (68), Ozaki (65), Elor (72) 76 Kagami GR 60 Sharshenbekov (60) 67 Orta (67) 77 Makhmudov (77) 87 Cengeiz and Losonczi (87 double champs), Huseynov (82) 97 Rosillo (97) 130 Mirzazadeh

I would trade six Greco qualifiers if it means better WFS draws six days a week and twice on Sunday.

The draws are genuinely tough. Even by Olympic standards. Coon and Elor and Parrish and Bey drew the returning champ round 1. Rau drew returning bronze/ 1x champ/4x medalist. Brooks drew 2x consecutive returning bronze. Hildebrandt and Lee have the most favorable draws so far.

Paris 2024: The Ram Of The East in the ultimate showdown against Dionysus Feast. The holy war to end them all!

When Yazdani comes up with an all-time heel gimmick like "Ram Of The East" then I'll give him some storyline

Exactly! Call those metal chair blows the Iron Cross!

Saturday and Sunday are brutal for me. Do I stay up to watch the marathons then go to bed for a few hours? Or do I get a couple hours of sleep then truck through a 20 hour day?

I know it's the olympics and not worlds and everyone is tough yadda yadda yadda, but the USA draws have been absolutely ruthless this week.

We could see 5 golds or 0 golds and neither would be a shock to me. Lee is a wildcard blitz. Zain has never produced at 65 but is a 2x finalist/1x champ at 70. Dake is on the short list but ask Susaki about massive favorites on the wrong side of 30 being upset. Brooks gets taken down by high school kids and beaten annually domestically. Snyder either figures out Taz or last year was the changing of the guard. Parris has to beat Geno first and then he runs into a very different Zare than junior worlds.

Sometime between 11-1 EDT

If Yazdani is winning late, does Carl distract the ref while the Jesus Trained stable of Marinelli, Carr, and Kerk come out from the stands and hit him with metal folding chair shots then Brooks covers for the three count when the ref comes back? Asking because sometimes god works in mysterious ways...

Not as harsh as her weight cut hey-oooo!

I'm sure WADA and USADA have performed a number of tests over many years to confirm that you are a jackass.

No, she was one day too young for the US Olympic Team Trials which was a topic of travesty but not discussed nearly as much then as now since she was only seen as an up-and-coming prospect at the time. She did win Cadet and Junior worlds that summer but those titles are essentially meaningless when viewing Elor's career.

Show us on the doll where the fragile masculinity hurt you

Three titles at 20 years old. Today's third, and first olympic, came two months younger than Snyder's second tile/first olympic. With Lopez leaving his shoes on the mat, Amit Elor has officially ascended to the p4p best wrestler in the world in any style.

Amit Elor is the p4p best wrestler in the world. Three titles at 20 years old. She is officially in hallowed ground and her only competition is herself until someone rises up to challenge her.

thanks i'm just here to feed my freestyle addiction for the week and i'll be sure to dip out for a while

Got rid of the girl and hopped on the 'cock eh?