Tripnsweep

Who's President Osama?

Because Trump promised to downsize the IRS. Not because he felt it was wasteful, but because he doesn't like them.

Well this starts off with an ice cream truck, a chef, and a piece of Pluto. The guys that owned the ice cream truck stole the piece of Pluto from the pastry chef who obtained it from the flying elephant. The flying elephant got it from a sumo wrestler who obtained it in the sumo championship on Saturn. They went to Saturn because Jupiter was full of mutant beavcoons. The beavcoons were from Mars where the bubbly bubbles, an ancient gang that was buried in Camelot lived. The bubbly bubbles came back after the clowns resurrected him in an ancient burial spell of magicalness. Then the corndog from Venus lead an attack of canoes onto the Russians who responded by taking away McDonalds from China. Since China didn’t have anymore McDonalds they decided to buy a Pizza hut. The Pizza hut was then stolen by a talking elephant from India The elephant was The Guru’s and he lived at the Ashram in Los Angeles. The elephant had a pig friend who taught math. The pig exploded one day and left the whole world wondering. Since the pig exploded the King pig blamed the giants. Since the giants hated being blamed they lead an attack on the King and since they were of course much bigger they were victorious. After the giants took control of Greenland they started fighting the Vikings from Iceland. The opponents were equally matched so they ended up destroying each other and they became extinct. Then the gorillas stole Honda Trail 70’s from Tony Soprano the lead gangster from Italy. Tony Soprano actually got the Hondas’ from India anyhow back to the gorillas. The gorillas started causing a ruckus in The Big Apple, actually a big apple, where they ran over Billy Joe and Eileen. Since the football players were chasing them the gorillas hopped into the giant peach with James who was escaping his evil parents.

Trump hates the IRS. That's why. No other reason. That's basically the rationale for any decision the government makes. If Trump hates it then goodbye. Doesn't matter if it actually does something positive.

He's a wannabe Trump. The kind of person if you shook hands with, you'd want to make sure you still had all your fingers attached when you walked away.

Cardone is a well known scammer who is being credibly sued by many people for various reasons. Kind of sad that Cejudo hangs around him.

You really think a known scammer and somebody who has zero medical training or education knows anything?

If more Jesus means more hookers then I think a lot of people could get behind that.

It's incredible how lost Jesus must be if so many people find him. Sounds like he's pretty bad at hiding.

I thought it'd be more fitting if he joined the church of the FSM.

https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8351cd5f-724e-4fae-a428-875c0a3bf789

People cared about Paul Donahue.

Almost 40 points on the board.

At least he didn't shoot a Yakuza guy in the face. That would have cost him a year suspension.

Or that they are going to relay the message to their supervising organization and I should expect to hear something in 6 to 8 years.

I remember years ago when this sort of thing started becoming mandatory. I was an assistant coach at a Catholic high school, and all of the coaches for all sports had to sit around and basically watch these videos and then answer questions. It took 8 hours, and we got a certificate afterwards. Even the guy from the diocese who had to be present thought it was a complete waste of time.

I had to make a Safe sport report a few years ago. The person in question had actually been arrested briefly. Literally nothing happened. It's a complete joke.

Safe sport is a joke.

This definitely wasn't his first rodeo.

This is like the FBI investigating The Kingsmen or certain places refusing to play 25 or 6 to 4 on the radio because it supposedly is a coded reference to drugs.

He pleaded guilty.

You're not wrong.