Drones

[headshuck]

The Pentagon just issued a statement that the drones definitely weren’t deployed from an Iranian mothership parked off the coast.

 

Other than that, we have no idea.

 

 

[Caveira]

4 minutes ago, headshuck said:

 

The Pentagon just issued a statement that the drones definitely weren’t deployed from an Iranian mothership parked off the coast.

 

Other than that, we have no idea.

 

 

 

Remember those weird weather Baloon things ?   That was crazy lol 

[ionel]

8 minutes ago, headshuck said:

 

The Pentagon just issued a statement that the drones definitely weren’t deployed from an Iranian mothership parked off the coast.

 

Other than that, we have no idea.

 

 

 

Why doesn't someone just shoot one down and then we'd know what they are?  If they were flying over my property I'd go out pheasant hunting and ...

[Caveira]

I’ll play devils advocate.   They pentagon and or dod doesn’t need to be honest with us all the time (immediately) about this do they?    We don’t know someone hasn’t shot one down and knows exactly where it came from.    That’s plausible no?   Just because Joe doesn’t know cows say moooooo…. That doesn’t mean everyone in the gov has gone to crap right ???  

[mspart]

15 minutes ago, headshuck said:

 

The Pentagon just issued a statement that the drones definitely weren’t deployed from an Iranian mothership parked off the coast.

Does this mean that they were deployed by an Iranian mother ship?   I don't know if it is opposite day or not. 

mspart

[headshuck]

We can rest assured that Joe and Kamala will be in the situation room when it matters.

[ionel]

21 minutes ago, headshuck said:

The Pentagon just issued a statement that the drones definitely weren’t deployed from an Iranian mothership parked off the coast.

 

3 minutes ago, mspart said:

Does this mean that they were deployed by an Iranian mother ship?   I don't know if it is opposite day or not. 

Did they actual say "definitely" or is that headshuck's wording.  I think when they say "definitely" it means it is opposite day.  

[Caveira]

Scene: Military Bunker

(The dimly lit room hums with the sound of machinery. Joe and Kamala are seated at a large strategy table covered in maps, half-eaten snacks, and an empty bottle of tequila. Joe wears a military jacket two sizes too big, and Kamala is spinning a globe like it’s her personal toy.)

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Joe: (squinting at the map) Alright, alright, c’mon, man! What’s the situation here? Where’s the enemy? Is it… points to Hawaii ...there? Or is it... points to Alaska ...the other Hawaii?

Kamala: (snorting mid-swig of tequila) Joe, Alaska’s not a second Hawaii. You’ve been saying that since 1985!

Joe: (confused) Don’t—don’t start with me, Kammy. I’ve been to all 52 states, and I know what I’m talking about.

Kamala: (cackling loudly) Fifty-two! Fifty-two! Oh, Joe, you crack me up. Like when I fell out of that coconut tree in Barbados last year! You ever fall out of a coconut tree? Don’t do it. It’s a bad idea.

Joe: (stares at her, then back at the map) Coconut trees? Barbados? C’mon, man, focus! We’re in DEFCON 4!

Kamala: (leaning back, waving the tequila bottle) Joe, nobody even knows what DEFCON means. It’s like a fancy word for “we’re in trouble.” Just like I am every time I laugh at one of your speeches.

Joe: (serious, pointing at her) Hey! You don’t laugh. I’m serious, not a joke. pauses Wait, what were we talking about?

Kamala: (bursts out laughing again) You were solving the DEFCON coconut problem, remember?

Joe: (mutters to himself, then loudly) You know what? Forget it. Listen, I’m gonna say something real important right now. If you don’t know where to vote... pauses dramatically ...don’t vote for me if you ain’t black.

Kamala: (spits out her drink laughing) Joe! This is a military bunker, not a campaign rally!

Joe: (completely ignoring her) I mean it. Folks gotta vote. You think George Washington won the Battle of Taco Bell without votes? No, sir.

Kamala: (wide-eyed) Joe... Taco Bell isn’t a battle. It’s a place. Where you get tacos. For like, a dollar.

Joe: (leaning back, triumphant) Yeah, well, I like tacos. And I like ice cream. You got any ice cream?

Kamala: (rolling her eyes and spinning the globe again) No ice cream, but there’s a good chance I’ll spin this globe and declare war on Fiji for fun.

Joe: (grinning now) Fiji’s good. They got water, right? Hydration’s important. That’s what I tell the troops.

Kamala: (snickers and raises her glass) To hydration! And coconut trees!

(They clink an imaginary glass and continue to argue over which state is the “other Hawaii.”)

[ionel]

Ok drones have to fly at 400' or lower else they are in controlled airspace.  I've seen a bunch of the video, if under 400' someone should have a clear high quality video.  These videos are all blurry.  I suspect Bigfoot has come east for vacation to fly his drones. No one ever got a clear pic of Bigfoot, they are all blurry.  He is using his blurry cloaking technology.  

[Caveira]

Scene 2.   Drone attack 

Scene: Military Bunker, Later That Day

(The atmosphere in the bunker is tenser now. An alert blares faintly in the background as Joe and Kamala stand near a radar screen, which is flashing ominously. KJP, wearing a blazer and holding a notepad, leans on the table, looking bored.)

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Joe: (staring at the radar) Alright, c’mon, man, what’s this blinking thing? Are we under attack? Are those UFOs? Or—what do you call them—UAPs now?

Kamala: (squinting at the screen) They’re drones, Joe. Little flying thingies. Like birds but with Wi-Fi.

Joe: (shaking his head) I don’t trust drones. You ever see one up close? I looked one in the eye once. Dead inside. No soul. Just like that time I met... trails off ...never mind.

Kamala: (cackling) Oh, Joe, maybe it’s Iran! Or maybe it’s... dramatic pause ...the squirrels. You know they’ve been acting suspicious lately.

Joe: (seriously now) Squirrels? Don’t joke about that. Back in ’89, a squirrel chewed through the wires on Air Force Two. Had to parachute out. True story.

(KJP clears her throat loudly, snapping them out of their rambling.)

KJP: (deadpan) Are we seriously going to ignore the fact that these drones might be from Iran?

Joe: (blinking) Iran? C’mon, man. Where’s that? I thought that was near Kansas.

Kamala: (laughing uncontrollably) Joe! Iran isn’t near Kansas! It’s... uh... it’s near... looks blankly at the globe and spins it ...the ocean. Somewhere over here.

KJP: (exasperated) You’re both making this up as you go. Look, I’m here to brief the press, not explain geography to you.

Joe: (nodding sagely) That’s why you’re here, KJP. You’re the professional. You tell the people the truth.

KJP: (grinning mischievously) Oh, I tell them something, alright. Watch this.

(KJP walks to a small podium at the edge of the bunker. A group of reporters waits anxiously, holding microphones.)

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Reporter 1: KJP, are the drones from Iran or not?

KJP: (flipping through her notepad) Look, as I’ve said before, this administration takes drone-related questions very seriously.

Reporter 2: But are they Iranian?

KJP: (pausing theatrically) That’s a great question. And, as you know, we are working hard to answer that question... by asking more questions.

Reporter 3: What does that mean?

KJP: (smiling brightly) It means I’m not answering that question right now.

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(Meanwhile, Joe and Kamala whisper in the background, staring at the radar.)

Joe: (whispering) You think she knows where Iran is?

Kamala: (giggling) I think she knows what tequila tastes like. Want me to ask her?

Joe: (waves her off) Nah, c’mon, man, I’m serious. We gotta figure this out. You think these drones are from that big boat? What do you call it? Mother’s ship?

Kamala: (snorting) Mother ship, Joe. Not mother’s ship. What are you, five?

Joe: (ignoring her) Either way, we gotta act fast. Call the Navy. Or the Coast Guard. Or the... uh... Boy Scouts. Somebody’s gotta handle this.

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KJP: (yelling from the podium) And with that, folks, I think I’ve answered your question in the clearest way possible: we don’t know where the drones are from, but we’re sure they’re from somewhere.

(The reporters groan as KJP steps away, triumphant.)

Joe: (calling to her) Great job, KJP! You really nailed it. Now, any chance you’ve got some ice cream in that notepad of yours?

Kamala: (wiping tears from laughing) Or a map? Preferably one with Iran on it.

(The alert continues to blare as everyone looks at each other, utterly clueless.)

[Caveira]

Final scene 

Scene 3: The Hero Arrives

(The military bunker is in chaos. Alarms are blaring, the radar screen is flashing non-stop, and Kamala is spinning her globe again while Joe stares at a blank piece of paper as if it holds the answers to life’s mysteries. Suddenly, the door slams open, and in strides DJT, larger than life and brimming with confidence. His wildly bad blond hair flutters dramatically, despite the absence of wind.)

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Joe: (squinting) Who’s that? Is that... Elvis?

Kamala: (cackling) Joe, that’s not Elvis. That’s DJT. Remember? The guy who tried to sell the Pentagon as a golf course?

DJT: (booming voice) That’s right! DJT is here, folks. The greatest. The best. Better than anyone else. Better than you, Joe. Better than Kamalama Ding Dong over there.

Kamala: (snorting) Kamalama what now?

DJT: Kamalama Ding Dong. That’s your name, right? Or is it Cackles McDrinkypants? Either way, you’re welcome. I’m here to save the day. pauses dramatically, pointing at Joe Silly Joe, tricks are for kids!

Joe: (confused) Tricks? What tricks? You got ice cream?

DJT: No, Joe, I don’t have ice cream. I have solutions. Big solutions. The best solutions. I’m here to make America drone-free again. That’s right, MADFA, baby. Write it down. Put it on a hat.

Kamala: (laughing uncontrollably) Mad... what? Did you just say mad fa?

DJT: (ignoring her) Let’s cut to the chase. Where are these drones? Are they Iranian? Chinese? Maybe Canadian? You know those Canadians are sneaky with their maple syrup. BLAMO! I’m calling it right now. DJT knows best.

(He marches over to the radar screen, dramatically pointing at the flashing dots.)

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DJT: (leaning in, whispering loudly) Look at these drones. Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. They think they’re so tough, flying around. I could fly better than them when I was 12, and I didn’t even have wings.

Joe: (tilting his head) Wings? You... you don’t have wings?

DJT: No, Joe. Focus. The drones. I’m going to destroy them. You know why? Because I’m the best. Nobody takes out drones like me. You can ask anyone.

Kamala: (smirking) Oh yeah? What’s the plan, Blondie? Throw your hair at them?

DJT: (grinning) Funny, Kamalama, real funny. No, I’ve got something better. Watch and learn.

(DJT pulls a large red button out of his pocket. It’s labeled “BLAMO Button – World’s Greatest.”)

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Joe: (alarmed) Whoa, whoa, whoa! What’s that? Is that safe?

DJT: Safe? Joe, this is the safest unsafe thing you’ve ever seen. It’s called the BLAMO Button. Patent pending. I press this, and BOOM! No more drones. No more nonsense. No more waiting around for you two to figure out where Iran is.

Kamala: (trying not to laugh) Is that... is that even legal?

DJT: Legal? Legal? Kamalama, when you’re the best, everything you do is legal. That’s how it works. Now stand back. I’m about to save the world.

(With a flourish, DJT slams the BLAMO Button. The room shakes, the alarms stop, and the radar screen clears. The drones are gone.)

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Joe: (blinking in confusion) Did you... did you just win?

DJT: (puffing out his chest) Of course I won, Joe. DJT doesn’t lose. I’m the best. You should be thanking me. No, wait, the world should be thanking me. BLAMO! Problem solved.

Kamala: (shaking her head, laughing) I don’t believe it. He actually did it.

DJT: (pointing at her) That’s right, Kamalama Ding Dong. You better believe it. And next time, try not to fall out of any coconut trees, alright?

(Joe and Kamala stare as DJT strides dramatically toward the door, pausing to turn back.)

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DJT: One more thing. Write this down, Joe. MADFA. Make. America. Drone-Free. Again. You’re welcome.

(He exits, hair bouncing triumphantly as the room falls silent.)

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Joe: (after a long pause) So... does this mean we’re having tacos for dinner?

Kamala: (bursting into laughter) Oh, Joe... never change.

(The scene fades to black.)

[Caveira]

What are these drones doing. ?

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYxPBvaN/

[Caveira]

Project blue beam?  What’s that 

https://www.newsweek.com/what-project-blue-beam-conspiracy-theory-erupts-over-drones-2001051

[red viking]

Let the whackjob winger conspiracy theories begin. They're a dime a dozen. 

[headshuck]

The difference between left and right conspiracy theories, is the left manages to prosecute theirs.

[WrestlingRasta]

Blue beam is about 25 years old or so, and was supposed to happen 5 or so times already was supposed to happen a couple times in the 90’s….didnt.  Was supposed to happen Y2K….didn’t.  And so on….

[Tripnsweep]

A UFO shot down a drone here yesterday. 

[ionel]

1 minute ago, Tripnsweep said:

A UFO shot down a drone here yesterday. 

Link? 

[Tripnsweep]

17 minutes ago, ionel said:

Link? 

https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOB/s/5lMT9hjuoU

[Caveira]

5 minutes ago, Tripnsweep said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOB/s/5lMT9hjuoU

Ha.  You’re ok with Reddit for a news source now?   Pot meet kettle lol.  

[ionel]

5 minutes ago, Tripnsweep said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOB/s/5lMT9hjuoU

Looked like Martians but maybe Plutonians. 

On second look I can't tell anything from this.  Maybe the Orange Blob is filming for a new sci-fi movie? 

This drone stuff is stupid.  Half the video seen reported by media you can clearly see its a helicopter or a jet aircraft.  Why doesn't the media do a little research.  Drones should be 400' or lower so someone should have better video or photographs.  

[Caveira]

9 minutes ago, ionel said:

Looked like Martians but maybe Plutonians. 

On second look I can't tell anything from this.  Maybe the Orange Blob is filming for a new sci-fi movie? 

This drone stuff is stupid.  Half the video seen reported by media you can clearly see its a helicopter or a jet aircraft.  Why doesn't the media do a little research.  Drones should be 400' or lower so someone should have better video or photographs.  

Looks like some folks are getting arrested.  Who knows it’s crazy weird lol 

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/12/15/us/drone-boston-airport-arrest

[ionel]

25 minutes ago, Caveira said:

Looks like some folks are getting arrested.  Who knows it’s crazy weird lol 

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/12/15/us/drone-boston-airport-arrest

Yes but read the articles:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/2-men-arrested-hazardous-drone-operation-boston-airport/story?id=116812491

This is where one needs to think critically about what and how the media is reporting.  They are reported to be arrested for being too close to the airport.  You don't get arrested for being "too close" you get arrested for violating airspace.  There is airspace below 400' where they are allowed to operate as long as not over people populated areas.  However, in some areas (like airports etc) controlled airspace can go down to the ground/surface.  To operate in controlled airspace a drone would need to have a flight plan and proper reporting equipment.

This wasn't a "too close" it was a violation of controlled airspace.  

 

Also this is not the type of drone activity they've been talking about in the Jerseys. 

Edited December 16 by ionel

[Tripnsweep]

My friend also had a UFO buzz his and his neighbors house last night. He lives in a kind of rural area. 

[Caveira]

6 minutes ago, Tripnsweep said:

My friend also had a UFO buzz his and his neighbors house last night. He lives in a kind of rural area. 

Got any cool pics?