Need a nick name for bo … who is boring
Boring Beau
Snooze Bartlett
The Human Intermission
Beau-ring Bartlett
The Nap Technician
Resthold Royalty
Yawnmaker Beau
The Dull Duke
Beau "The Blackout" Bartlett (because people fall asleep watching him)
The Static Signal (nothing exciting ever happens)
The Stalemate Specialist
Beau "Bedtime" Bartlett
The Sandman (but not in a cool way—he puts you to sleep)
Mr. Decaf (no energy, no buzz)
Beau "The Bore" Bartlett
The Wrist Control Wizard (but only because he never lets go)
The 0-0 King (because every match is a snooze-fest)
The Lay and Pray Legend
Beau “Break Time” Bartlett (because fans go to the concession stand during his matches)
The 7-Minute Siesta