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You only have to be faster than the other fugitives.

Well he refers to the rich white person in California as scum, so I don’t think I’d read too much into his speak.

The more I hear, the more it looks like a setup. Independents will have no choice but to vote for another candidate. .

My Grok prompt… With all of the negative news around the Penn State wrestling program in the last few weeks, can you formulate a short and funny press release that could be made by the head coach Cael Sanderson? Then… Can you write it in the style of the character Kentucky Mudflap that used to be popular in the wrestling forums?

**Penn State Wrestlin’ Press Holler** *From the Holler of Coach Cael Sanderson, aka The Kentucky Mudflap* *June 30, 2025* Well, howdy, wrestlin’ kinfolk! This here’s Cael Sanderson, slingin’ some truth from the Penn State mats, where the gossip’s been thicker’n a hog waller after a rainstorm. The last few weeks, folks been yammerin’ louder than a rooster at dawn ‘bout our program, but lemme tell ya, we ain’t sweatin’ it no more’n a possum in a shade tree. We done had some off-mat ruckus, sure, but we’re tougher’n a two-dollar steak and meaner’n a junkyard dawg. Our boys are fixin’ to turn this mess around quicker’n you can say “double-leg takedown.” We’re handlin’ the noise like we handle them 197-pounders—pin it, win it, done it. So, quit yer bellyachin’ and get ready for us to storm back to the top, leavin’ opponents flatter’n a pancake on a griddle. We’re Penn State, dadgummit, and we’ll be slingin’ gold medals while the haters are still chewin’ their tobacco! Keep it rowdy, Cael “The Kentucky Mudflap” Sanderson Head Honcho, Penn State Wrestlin’ *Proudly kickin’ tail and takin’ names since forever*

Wow

You must be in high demand!

It’s OK when democrats vote 100% for every issue, they don’t even bother debating.

When you have a big ego you show it off.

Seems like Bartlett doing this would force Cael to ask “why are you wearing unmatched shoes?”

Wow. Please follow all of that money…

Did he say IN the grocery store or out behind?

The Shedeur Sanders slide into Minnesota?

I think that’s what got JRob fired.

Carter might drag the coaches down with him.

How many fraudulent contractors do you think our inept government hasn’t detected over the years? Millions? It all adds up. Getting after this is what hard working Americans want to see.

3 jobs. Sometimes billing the govt for 24 hours of work in a single day.

Markets are soaring! We should listen to Red Viking more closely.

If any one of you says you haven’t received a 5on2 or an oil check at some point in your career, I’m gunna call you a liar.

It would take less time to read than post a comment.

Where’s TBar?

Coming soon: Surviving 2. Penn State

The Hodge trophy criteria losing 5. Sportsmanship starts to make sense now.

What is moral about swinging the back door open, encouraging millions of families to leave their homes and families to break the law, fully knowing that every administration in the last few decades will do their best to apply the laws of the nation to return those families back home and and educate them to follow the law and immigrate legally?

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