“It’s so different,” Brands said. “The challenge was the same every year. The battle was in-state. The battle was Big Ten and regional. The battle was national. The battle was planet Earth. If they would’ve found life out there, then the battle would be have been universal. But since that isn’t happening, the battle is buying as many recruits as possible to stay in the trophy hunt.” This post entirely fictional. We’ve sure come a long way these past couple decades.